CHEAT SAMPRAS

aka F*cker Carlson

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He helped Daniel get out of the lion's den...

He helped Gilligannnnn... get off the island!

- Reverend Brown, Coming To America, 1988

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@TiffMoodNukes

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@TMZ Falling is antisemitic

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@HustleBitch_ That’s Barney Trump

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@HaterReport

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@Rainmaker1973 Saturn is round but the earth is flat?

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@princesstasia22 The black Britney Spears

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@hayasaka_aryan “Messi couldn’t cry like Tugg Speedman”

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Trump wouldn’t get out the picture 😂

SPAIN FIFA WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS!

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@nocontextfooty Ronaldo look like he just got his permit

[Rob Hallam @robj3d3]

When you schedule your tweet for the wrong day:

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@MarioNawfal Argentina is Dirrrrrrrty!!!

LETS GO ESPAÑA!!!

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@HaterReport

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@edisonj_3 That is the Lower East Side, not the Bronx.

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@david_sivella @ZohranKMamdani Mamdani is Robert Moses?

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@jd3hoops Natural sunlight & barber

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@Veekid

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@PolymarketSport

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NYC Air quality tonight is Mumbai Bathroom

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@CensoredTube

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@StormHQwx Drake in the studio