Whenever i go home mama make sure the transaction is well balanced. She is happy, i am happy, we are both happy, but i am happier 💃 🤩
Kama ni hivi nitakuwa nafika home unannounced even weekdays. Home sweet Home 🍅🍅🥦🫑🍇🫐🥕🌽 🍆🍆
COMING UP SHORTLY at the corner of Kenyatta Avenue and Uhuru Highway is the Grand Jewel of the GREAT RUTO YEARS — NSSF’s Twin Towers!
It will dwarf anything ever built to the sky, in East and Central Africa!
We will use it to silence the early critics of the Ruto years! @RobertAlai
Be a mulaya on this app.
Make content people sneak back to lick it like illicit.
Satisfy more. Announce less.
Forget impressions.
When the timeline starts finding you without you begging, that’s a community.
Whoever wants smoke can have it. I am King!
Right now nobody in Kenya's underground/dark-web scene is matching my profile-visits-to-impressions rate. Even Alai isn’t close. Maybe only Nyakundi or Mutahi Ngunyi could actually challenge me.