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New account, old account was hacked 🥲

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

NIKO KADI, and I am Beasley Kamau

[Patrick Osoi @OsoiPatrick]

@WilliamsRuto Hata mimi NIKO KADI, and I am REX MASAI!

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

Hi @KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care send me my tokens please. Thanks

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

The checkin process at the VIP, tables, and comps passes at Gondwana is an absolute nightmare 🤢🚮 would not recommend

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

Little cab’s got to be the most frustrating app to use, goodness!

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

Haven’t bumped into @Cityboyyyyyy in a minute. Uko sawa?

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

Red Room is Muze for people who go to Kamakis.

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

The way my cleaning lady has robbed me, whew!

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

Anthem!! 🩼

[IllumiNaughty @sweetwhiskey]

Hey @cheche_edd 😃 https://t.co/JFVckoaL9S

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

@sweetwhiskey Another Friday is upon us, new boo? 😁😅

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

Not me paying for super duolingo thinking I wouldn’t lose my streaks

Well, guess who has lost not only streaks, but also money and the will to learn 🤡😩

[C H E C H E @cheche_edd]

Attending a Drake concert 🤲🏾

[I am Chege @_James041]

Eric Omondi built a classroom for a school in Turkana County

The county Government has demolished the classroom saying that Eric did not follow the right procedure

Before, the pupils used to study under a tree

They have now gone back to studying under a tree

Welcome to Kenya

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

Breaking News!
Kenyans File A Petition In Court Challenging Ruto's Mental Fitness, Citing Excessive Lies and Leadership Failures!
The Group have filed a case in court, requesting Chief Justice Martha Koome to establish a bench to assess Ruto's mental fitness!
😂😂😂😂

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

IF SQUID GAME WAS TO BE PLAYED IN AFRICA 😂😂😂😂😂

[Njambi @A_Njambi]

Hi @IntlCrimCourt please look into these utterances by the president of the Republic of Kenya threatening to kill its youth #FufuaICC

GUYS, please retweet WIDLEY. This must get the attention of The Hague.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

“SHA is not working, we are tired” Patients storm Health CS Deborah Barasa’s press briefing; say hundreds are stranded at KNH over SHA system hitches.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

It can’t be that a man who went around telling Kenyans how Raila Odinga is bad for Kenya is now using taxpayers’ money to go around the globe saying he is good for Africa. If Raila Odinga is not good for Kenya as Ruto said while campaigning for office, why is he good for Africa?

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

“If a man is caught kidnapping any of his countrymen from the sons of Israel, and he treats him violently or sells him as a slave, then that thief shall die. So you shall remove the evil from among you." ~ Deuteronomy 24:7

[Nding'uri Muchiri @muchiri_uri]

@FGaitho237 Another pending is issue is that of conman Raila Odinga's bid to AUC. We should have a date with all African presidents and heads of government here on X and explain why the overgrown kihii is not suited for the role. I think we can do that