Laurie M.

artist, dog lover, art collector, nerd, random thought horder and cupcake baker extraordinaire.

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@netanyahu This looks even faker than the first one. 😒

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@Wendys Just bought some of @Wendys new fries and they were neither hot nor crispy. The old fries were the best and these tasted stale and dry and were cold! The weird coating makes them taste artificial too. Honestly the worst fries I’ve had. Such a shame.

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What’s the point of @tacobell offering vegetarian options when every time you order something with black beans they give you beef? EVERY SINGLE TIME! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@Twitter Shitshow

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@ChrisEvans We definitely don’t deserve them. 😭 #unworthy

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@Harry_Styles I think I need a cigarette. 😳

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@chrissyteigen Looks delish! 🤤🤤🤤

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I guess we will have to close up. We were really counting on help from @SBAgov and @KabbageInc with a PPP loan. I’m so glad all these large corporations were able to get millions to help their small business while a truly small business gets screwed. #EpicFail #PPPloans #pppfail

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So applied for a #PPP loan through @KabbageInc and qualified for $13k. Now they lowered it to $1k. That’s two weeks of payroll. Not enough for us to stay in business at this point. #EpicFail

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@mcuban We applied w/ small local bank on April 3. 3 weeks later was told that we wouldn’t be considered. Tried @KabbageInc and said we qualified for $13k. Now @KabbageInc will only approve us for $1k. That doesn’t cover 1 pay period. We will have to close because we need help. #pppfail

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@KabbageInc please explain to me how you’re doing your math. #pppfail

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My friends applied to @KabbageInc for a #PPP loan for only $200 and received $11k. They don’t even know if they want it now because they only have $2k in payroll for 2.5 months. #frustrated

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Who is approving these #PPPloan anyway? I’m sure they will get a bonus when they should be fired. @SBAgov @realDonaldTrump

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What was suppose to be a first come first serve situation turned into grade school picks of the rich popular kids. #PPPloan has been a complete joke for small business trying to keep their doors open. @realDonaldTrump @SBAgov

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The #PPPloan has turned into a bailout for large corporations. Truly small businesses aren’t getting their loans even looked at much less approved. Such a disgrace. @realDonaldTrump @SBAgov

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In these uncertain times, @netflix you can stop asking because the collective answer is YES, WE ARE STILL WATCHING!

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@Ordinary1World Cats. 100%. Their constant judging would no longer be silent. Imagine if you had to listen to it as well.

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Apparently I never knew this but I need #Normicorn in my life. When is this happening??? @AMCTalkingDead

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@jameelajamil Worth it! ✨🤩

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@JoeSa83032081 I can’t remember the last time I saw Keanu’s teeth.