-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert
There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar.
And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?
You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
Her username is @fairybun002.
Real goonette. Y’all promised to follow her so make sure you do. She consented to be posted. RT if you want more goonettes.
Goonette Confession - loves nasty stuff and stories. Typical gen z goonette that is always online and enjoys chatting as well as groupchats. Wants to interact with new people. She posts her curvy self and doesn’t sell.
Like and rt… 100likes and I show her username as she asked