miss frizzle

[Aaron @a_crazzy_aaron]

Unpopular opinion, museums should not have to close bc lack of funding. My taxes should be going to them and not some foreign country to bomb civilians

[Mia Thermopolis @shutupmxia]

We went 35 fucking years without a measles death in Pennsylvania and now we’re watching the head of Medicare and Medicaid go on TV to explain that maybe people are just coincidentally dying while they have measles. Absolutely normal country.

[drew @ImNotOwned]

i will vote for this dude for president

[Cinna @xblazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[miss frizzle @checkerback]

@Target why would you charge me to receive a promotional gift card you advertised as a “gift”

[miss frizzle @checkerback]

Fuck this @PGA tour

[erika🌹 PHOEBE CRAVE @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[demo :D @demodemodex]

Felt appropriate

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

but when we say american kids should be able to eat lunch or people shouldnt go bankrupt to get cancer treatments the reply we get is: “how are we gonna pay for it”

[Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

Send all them ICE agents, first! Since they so bad ass.

[awlivv @awlivv69]

“i asked chat gpt” have you tried asking literally anyone else

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

MARCH 28th??!! Y’all are not serious people.

[void @redactedobscure]

this is a deep-fake manufactured by the far-right and the DHS retroactively to justify Petti’s murder

[LanceMcAlister @LanceMcAlister]

Moving up on my list of things that annoy me:
That raised crack on your driveway that brings a smooth shovel glide to a sudden and jarring halt. 😡

[ً @cryst6ls]

this is that weather that made spongebob and patrick rip sandys fur off

[em ☁️ @emwasamenace]

CALL MEN BITCHES CALL MEN BITCHES

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants