Brillant

Smart | ozzmakappa | ferda | blue light | cumquat | figgerbucks | 59 handicap | fart enthusiast | 350 bench | schmear expert |

[Brillant @checkmate629]

How far up your body can you put anal beads. Just a thought while at work. #checkmate #schultzy

[Brillant @checkmate629]

Just went to chipotle and got double steak. Told the guy it was single chicken #checkmate bitch.

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Mid shit when someone tries to open the stall door. I told him I’d smear cream cheese on his face… he cried. #checkmate

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@tattleToots51 Checkmate

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I played my friend in 2k. I shit on him… literally #checkmate

[Brillant @checkmate629]

Smelled my friends fart today. Had to let him know he had expired milk last night, Is that normal...? #checkmate

[Brillant @checkmate629]

What’s up shitters #checkmate