David Lewis

Funny,fucked up and all round mutha trucker

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

@TinaDaheley Pocket sprung with memory foam topper👍

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

Thinking the Leicester players should hand back there wages for the last 7 months. This performance shows they've been cheating. #snakes

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

@jimmycarr my auntie is gonna be in the front row of yer gig tonight. Blonde and v-bubbly. Be sure to rip the shit outta her.muchos gracias

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

I've got no time for the fat ginger balding granny shagging twat but he was sat in a hotel having a beer... let it go for fuck sake

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

@GaryLineker if I call you a creature am I racist??? Probably not, therefore how can he be..

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

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[David Lewis @ched_legend]

@GaryLineker Spurs are, always have been and always will be a small club.the odd top 4 finish will never change that.#fact

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[David Lewis @ched_legend]

Society of black lawyers, what a load of shite. Nowt but a bunch of brainless egotistical racist bastards.

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

Just had a poo and as poo goes its up there wid the best

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

Note to self.when you know the wife wants to go dress shopping,don't let on that your finishing work early #ratherbewatchintherugby

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

This twitter addiction is mental

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

Happy Star Wars day to my fellow jedi. Especially my young padawan Ethan.the force is strong in this one

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

RESPECT: Chelsea manager Rafa Benitez has today become the longest serving Chelsea manager of 2013.

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

Hahahahahahaha Definitely the best joke ever.sides splitting.gutted its too many characters to share

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

@SpursGyal Dave gorman

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@GaryLineker 41,haha who ya tryin to kid,or..you're gettin on a bit,maybe facultys not quite there anymore.ave you up front for the pool tho

[David Lewis @ched_legend]

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