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ZombieLand Rule #2

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@NASKeyWest It was dark green in color from what I could tell. Open doors. Pretty neat, flew right over us.

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@NASKeyWest Are there military operations going on in KW? See a lot of military helos flying over Smathers.

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@OfficialTedSays @OfficialTea So, firearms aren't the No. 1 cause of death in the United States.

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@NBCNews $130/case in Key West, Fl...

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@FA_Defense lol idk bro.. Better set your twitter for push notifications!

[Mitch Hedberg @M_Hedberg]

I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said 'Fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead.

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

I wonder what the odds are of an attack with the Security Concerns @Sochi2014 #SochiProblems

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@FA_Defense You sir, are a God among Kings.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Federal judge rules drivers allowed to flash headlights to warn of speed traps http://t.co/NokKgFf7nW

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@Bravesfann12 yo

[ESPN @espn]

If you thought riding a unicycle was hard, try tackling a QB while you're at it -> http://t.co/p0dVGRCODE

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD Don't remember the 8 hour flight to Heathrow. HAH!

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD Shhhhit, ON my Way back to Doha in '10, I had a 5 hour layover in DC, $150 later and almost missing my flight....Priceless

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD that sucks! I don't think they sell fifths anyways, lmao. More like .750ml and up.

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD Glad all my air-miles and layovers have paid off for someone. Cheers!

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD but remember you cant take liquids on board over 6 oz., SEALED. So, yea, there's that...

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD Liberty-duty free store in Terminals 1,2 and 3 of the O'Hare Arprt.

[Hedberg @chedberg84]

@wayOVERyourHEAD Duty-Free stores are like small Tobacco/Liquor/Choclate/any other gift stores.Tax free shit.Usually in all INTL airports.