Broc Reeves

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

Ich habe gegen das Ass auf #braap mit einer Zeit von 0:26.744 nicht gewonnen spiele #madskillsmx2 https://t.co/0Vzs0W2jhi

[College Life @8_Semesters]

At what age does blacking out become frowned upon?

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

I've just reached 63 meters in #Banana Kong.
Download it from the App Store and try to beat me!

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

@frosty_02 you mean a 60

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

@frosty_02 jokes on you. Mandatory friday off. You're welcome

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'm constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Fuck that" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no".

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

“@TheFunnyRacist: What do you call a Nazi Pokemon? Kickajew.” @tneck62

[College Life @8_Semesters]

When somebody says "10 years ago" I think about the 90's instead of 2002.

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

“@DefinitelyaDbag: If you like to irritate me when you're bored … You're Definitely a Douchebag.” @JW2point0 Does this apply to me?

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

“@DictatorHitler: Doctor, Doctor, Give me the news. I've got a bad case of killing Jews.” @tneck62 this one really got me goin

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

You better dress up nice tonight. So you can puke on yourself later. #ShitLiquorSays

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

Hey bro, don't you have work in the morning? Not anymore. #ShitLiquorSays

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

Just go to sleep and piss in the morning. You totally won't piss the bed. #ShitLiquorSays

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Apple recently won a $1.05 billion copyright battle against Samsung and Samsung paid the amount by sending 30 trucks full of 5 cents coins.

[Dum Science Memes @DoYouScience]

If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer. (Norway)

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Whats worse than a bad hair day? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

[Broc Reeves @cheddarman87]

@frosty_02 fuck I didn't know that's how to live the dream. Better get on that

[College Life @8_Semesters]

"I'm never drinking again." -Someone who will definitely drink again