Lauren Johnson

be groovy or leave, man

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

one day you wore a lacy cami under a graphic hollister tshirt for the very last time and you didn’t even know it

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

Oklahoma Gov Kevin Stitt’s re-election campaign is now claiming that “Joe Biden’s radical liberal policies” are to blame for Chick-fil-A’s sauce shortage.

It asks readers to donate to Stitt to “make sure Chick-Fil-A never has another sauce shortage.”

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

I had a club appearance in Vegas and thought “why don’t i show up as the pickle princess” thinking everyone would give me free pickles

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

@nypost BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly embodied my idealized version of you today

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[Lauren Johnson @cheddiewop]

@Jew_cob I don’t trust someone if they don’t eat their pickle

[Lauren Johnson @cheddiewop]

@Jew_cob The superior friend

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[linda belcher⚜️ @bourbonbay]

I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wish Philando Castile was asked nicely. I wish Eric Garner was asked nicely. I wish Michael Brown was asked nicely. I wish Tamir Rice was asked nicely. I wish..

[ellie @frankiebrgstein]

happy birthday jane fonda, a living legend at 83

[deshawn😳🕶🤏🏽 @keshiacoleslaw]

If you live, or have lived in one of these places... you don’t need to be worrying about what’s in the vaccine

[justin @justin_norris03]

The DIVERSITY😍😩😭🥵🙈💫

[Lauren Johnson @cheddiewop]

@fultonpayton Me

[Famous Campaigns @famouscampaigns]

‘Choose your humans wisely’

Best Biden campaign video so far

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

If anything positive can come him testing positive, it would be his followers reevaluating their opinions. If they will now accept a lockdown, social distancing & mandatory mask-wearing, we could crush the virus like we should have from the start. #ButIAlsoBelieveInTheToothFairy