Mike in Maine☘️

Music & sports fanatic, especially Celtics. Love my family, chocolate, daylight, sunsets and challenging norms with humor. Here for laughs & tunes.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

This is my sweet dog trying to say “I LOVE YOU” for the last bite of my breakfast burrito…😂❤️ #DogsAreFamily #talkingdog #GoodGirl

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@RpsAgainstTrump @Ricka168 Ayuh, I’m pretty sure he meant “fattest imbeciles,” not “finest intellects.”
Wicked brain on that one, huh? 🙄😂

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@Acyn Ayuh, just when ya think these folks couldn’t get any more clownish, they go’n slap on the big red nose and start ridin’ a unicycle through traffic. Wicked clown show, I tell ya. 🤣

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@DougWahl1 @Love_in_Time_of Hell no!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Trump’s rehearsal for his upcoming 250th anniversary show.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@CattardSlim @Cubfan13241 🎯

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@EdKrassen @KDSilva03 💯

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.

He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!

I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

Ayuh, grab yerself a tissue and sop up them tears, pal. Any regular Mainer or fella who can carry a tune knows this ain’t no real 250th birthday party for the country—it’s just another MAGA cookout with the grill fired up. That’s why they gotcha stuck with Vanilla Ice and them other has-beens. Jesus, what a lineup. 🤣

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@ScottJenningsKY Bubs….Don’t go overthinkin’ it like some down-Mainer lost in Boston. Yer either a pedo protector or ya ain’t — and buddy, sounds like you are. That’s wicked disgustin’, like findin’ a turd in yer chowder.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@jason_howerton Ayuh, don’t go overthinkin’ it like some flatlander with a GPS. It’s wicked simple: you’re either standin’ against the pedos or you’re protectin’ ‘em. Sounds like you’re one of the latter, and that’s disgustin’ as a bucket of week-old lobster guts in the sun.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

Ayuh, the damn clown opened his yap again and got caught in another bald-faced lie faster than a gull on a fry basket.
How in the hell does this fella still have a job? He couldn’t lie his way out of a wet paper bag, never mind like them constituents of his who been stretchin’ the truth since they was knee-high to a blueberry rake. 🤡😂

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@IngrahamAngle Ayuh, look here: the fella ain’t no pedo protector, like magats for chrissakes. He’s just sick of shippin’ more of our boys overseas to get shot at in some damn foreign war that ain’t our business. Plain as a lobster trap on a mudflat, that’s it. End of story.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@Milajoy Awww, what’s the matter there, buddy? Need a tissue to sop up them big ol’ crocodile tears? 😢

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

Ayuh, them Kentucky folks might not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but I’d be wicked surprised if they went and elected another clown like you again. They need somebody who’ll actually scrap for ‘em, not some fairy tale spun outta whole cloth with zero truth hangin’ on it.
Hell, you oughta hang up the suit and check the want ads for kids’ birthday parties — you’d kill it with the balloon animals and the face paint, ya big red-nosed cuss. 🤡

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He was sentenced to ten years. Republicans let him out after 6 months. Disgusting.

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@kevin_smith45 Sounds like you’re a tad sensitive… it’s ok, just grab a tissue and dry those tears..lol

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

Ayuh, what kinda friggin’ fairy-tale fantasy land you livin’ in, buddy? Wake the hell up and take a good hard look at the wicked mess you helped make outta this country… Oh, and don’t get me started on yer precious Cheeto-faced sloth — that fearless leader of yours who shit the bed and shut the whole damn place down, ya meatball! 😂

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@realstewpeters @swolfe3232 Ayuh, is two weeks the only friggin’ timeframe that poor bastard knows?! Everything’s always “two weeks” with him—two weeks fer this, two weeks fer that. Jeezum crow, what a wicked idjit. 😂

[Mike in Maine☘️ @chedman22]

@RandPaul Ah, the classic ‘full-throated lunacy broadcast’ approach. Bold strategy. My condolences to the sweet summer children out there still treating this like actual reality.