Chelsea Joy

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

Is it weird that I’m kinda attracted to younger Bernie Sanders? Okay. Also hello Twitter. I’m back

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

@thisisjackiej Homie

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@thisisjackiej Edit: it was tumblr

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Only posting this so I don’t forget about when @thisisjackiej tried to search Twitter porn like a 12 year old boy

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Not me promoting my Etsy on tinder

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Looking back at the shit I use to post on Instagram circa 2013 has me second guessing every idea I’ll ever have

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Tell me why my phone autocorrected me trying to say “good energy” to “good beef”🥩

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I guess I’ve been saying “vanilla ABSTRACT” instead of “vanilla EXTRACT” until now. Happy holidays

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The way that 2013 me posted shit like this and thought it was fire fire.

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I feel like scam callers think we care about are warranties more than we actually do

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@SiouxHockey33 Boi same. I’m surprised I’m still alive

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My life was over the minutes I found out that every hot dog you eat takes 45 minutes off your life 😩

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

I love how we all were once so desperate to own a GoPro camera as if we had some exciting mountain biking hobby that needed documenting.

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💖 If I could stop having reoccurring nightmares where I commit accidental tax fraud and the IRS and FBI are after me that would be great. 💖

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Tiktok is convinced I have IBS to the level where I’m considering getting it checked out. #whatdotheyknow

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When your Apple watch keeps reminding you to breath but you got that bad Covid and the lungs ain’t been the same ever since <<

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

My sister just compared Pete Davidson’s hotness to Brad Pitt and my mom lost her mind

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

I realized that I almost never eat actual meals. Just ingredients 🙄

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

It’s rude that dudes get to just cover a double chin with a beard

[Chelsea Joy @chedpeds]

I think the reason I have so many issues is because once in the third grade I had to run all the way down my block wearing a backpack while my whole school bus watched.