chedz

[chedz @chedz77]

Debate of the year: who’s the smarter player in their respective sport: LeBron or Tom Brady?

@JonRothstein what do you think?
@stephenasmith wouldn’t mind ur perspective either, happy 100 million.

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*Someone does something cringy*

Me: yo that was similar my bowel movements after I eat chipotle, some corny ass shit!

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Sources tell chedz Juan Soto is in agreement with the New York Mets on a 15 year contract worth up to $675 million. First chedz bomb of the year. 💣

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Hey I’m back! Just got done touching grass.

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Sometimes I wish I was black out drunk so I could just piss my pants with zero regard for my draws instead of trying to hold in my pee. #peeproblems #drunk

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From the queso to the beans double chicken should be free!

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POV ur playing poker w me and i have the nuts: 😐

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Gay dad or thot mom?

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Plans tomorrow 9am-5pm: throwing up regretting my actions
5pm-midnight:
Crunching numbers, making deals

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Reunited iykyk

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I’d rather buy a hooker than take a bitch out on dates. I’m not hopping on no payment plan this is direct deposit baby!

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The difference between me and the homeless is my parents money

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Tomorrow’s to do list:
-Wake up
-Have no memory of anything
-Order door dash

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Apparently Russia is at war with Ukraine? What’s this whole bit?

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Getting absolutely italic tonight, possibly bold.

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In the studio, working on my bits, for shits

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Going to the club and getting sad tonight

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In the club straight up pondering ethical dilemmas and abstract concepts

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Holy shit will smith slapped Chris Rock!?

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Posted up in the club, telling bitches tall tales of divine intervention