the crypt keeper

Life is just a bowl of cherries 🍒 Torrey💘😴

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

The only social media I need. Add me or lose me as a friend forever

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

I’ve literally been playing Roblox all day.

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

@demonslaayerr Eat a veggie burrito with no sour cream or guacamole

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

Veggie burrito. No sour cream, no guacamole

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

I want a big bowl of cereal so bad

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

All of my plants are doing soooo gooodddd. It makes me happy

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

@SassMcAss Should have said yes

[studback mountain @ouijney]

They’re so real tbh I get it

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

@demonslaayerr HAHA 😂

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

@demonslaayerr Bruh yes it was an accident I would never do that on purpose. I probably gave the old man a heart attack 😭

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

Oh my god I accidentally sent a bunch of photos of me and my friends in corpse makeup to my LANDLORD. I can’t breathe.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i wanna build a lego set with her

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

How i wake up at 10:29am realizing im not getting a mcdonalds hashbrown today https://t.co/CvK2Y1Gl6b

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

Literally like a week later the same woman comes in and is acting COMPLETELY normal. She never brought up the incident from the previous week. So strange.

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

Omg something like this happened to me at work a few months back. A lady came in saying stuff EXACTLY like this. Spouting off nonsense that sounded problematic but literally did NOT make sense, EXACTLY how the woman in this video is talking. We were all SO confused when she left.

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

@demonslaayerr You can make me skinny? 😳

[the crypt keeper @cheechhh]

HOW DO I GET SKINNY?? (other than eating right and working out) 😭😫