Dee✨

A god among mere mortals| Agnostic | Show me wetin I no fit do| This is my page and I run a dictatorship here |Comms girlie✨

[Olivia Cole💕 @Olivia_Colee]

I just love having a thirty plus man I can frustrate with my shenanigans.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Dee✨ @cheeedeeeogo]

Girl same

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i need someone’s money to eat. so tired of spending mine

[Spirit of Conver$ion! @BigBadReni]

I will forever be such a vain babe, bc I love glazing myself.

Wow. What a beauty I am

[🍒 @nimibillions]

i like freaks mehn. come overly freaked out, i no fit teach anybody anything.

[Mariam✨ @saavage__m]

See JD, see KPI, see Salary, Oya now.

[Ono @oneshygirl_]

One thing about Nigerian brands, “per time” is rarely per time.

They’ll give you a workload that requires your per time to become full-time, and your full-time to become a lifetime

[Efrebor 🌈💞 @wickedsous]

Mind you if you allow him he will chook it in your ear

[Odunmadeit @ODUNMADEIT]

‘I dislike women who automatically assume every man's intentions toward them are sexual’
Ohh pleaseeeeee😂😂😂😂

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me crying over every little thing even though I’m a very wicked person

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

my whole life is ahead of me rn and i’m just thinking about the money i need to afford it

[Greg @KutthroatG_]

No sin wey I sin for my past life fit reach this kyn suffer bro

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

Nigerian youths are just depressed. Like we are depressed like mad. Earning and saving and the savings go come save you 5 days later.

We’ve really never experienced what it means to have a good president.

A lot of us grew up with Buhari and now this man.

[Dee✨ @cheeedeeeogo]

My B is growing before my very eyes
I feel like a proud mommy

[Dee✨ @cheeedeeeogo]

Been having an everlasting headache

When will it stopppp
I’m tired and it’s reducing the quality of my life mahn

[idontknowtito. @idktito_]

i want to have the most fun in life, i never want to live a life without exploration and new feelings. i want to say yea, i had fun when it’s time to go lol.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

That Tinubu is contesting for a second term is an insult to every Nigerian that has lost friends, family, and loved ones to terrorism, kidnappings and banditry under him. An insult to Nigerians that can no longer afford to eat a meal a day.

He should be resigning in shame.

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

This is really how your salary fights for her life every month.😩

[Abeke Yíwọnláta @FolaLagos]

Saving to pay rent
Saving to take vacations
Saving to buy car
Saving to buy clothes
Saving for raining days
Saving, saving , saving!!!

God abeg nowwwwwww

[Kash Kash @KasopeOwoaje]

Whenever someone gives me obvious advice, my immediate assumption is that they must think I’m stupid.