Chelsea Elise

BCBA, Learning Consultant, Organizational Management. And random life stuff because I’m also human and fragile.

[Emma ✨// 🍉✊🏻 @leiahuttslayer]

Making a registry for a second baby is honestly so much more fun because it’s mostly non-essentials.

(I made a wishlist because people asked and also it’s been four years since my last baby and several things needed to be replaced after being used to death)

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The struggle between reading my book, watching my show, and scrolling my phone is very real.

[Rebekah Roper @beyondwaiting]

I’ve decided that the problem with asking for parenting advice is, by the time you’re asking, it’s because all the intuitive things aren’t working, but you’ll get a hundred people telling you to just do the intuitive thing that has already failed to work for you.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I hope everyone gets to experience a baby sleeping on their chest at least once in their life.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

one thing they don’t tell you about having a tiny daughter - two, three years old - is that despite being innocent, pure, beautiful, all that, they clearly belong to the class of being that we call gremlin

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

once your grandma passes away life ain't ever the same

[Chelsea Elise @cheeeelise]

First time I got decent rest after giving birth was when I tore my ACL

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Mother to mother :

Have you ever wanted to be admitted to a hospital just so you could finally get some rest?

Please be honest 🥹

[Chelsea Elise @cheeeelise]

Sometimes I like a tweet not bc I agree/resonate w/ it but because it’s trash & I want to see more of it in my feed for entertainment purposes

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being roommates with my friends is too risky, but different apartments in the same building?? that’s my dream.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: If you've ever used a porta-potty you've been in a gender neutral bathroom.
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack

[Chelsea Elise @cheeeelise]

While I’m out of town, the dr calls & leaves a voicemail saying they need to discuss my latest lab results. Usually they just post on my portal. We play phone tag over the next 5 DAYS.

We finally connect: “We didn’t want to post the results and have you worry.”

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You might feel lazy and like you’re not doing anything while you’re pregnant but look at micropreemies in the NICU and how many wires and machines they’re hooked up to and know that your body is doing literally all of that; no wonder you’re tired — eat a snack, drink some water, and take a nap.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I’m an eldest daughter which means I’m automatically irritated by your incompetence because I was never given room or grace to be imcompetent. I won’t be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

Just a friendly reminder that libraries are free.

Not “free trial” free.
Not “free with ads” free.
Not “free if you give us all of your data” free.

But free free.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Co-sleeping with my kids until they outgrow it on their own.

I need every single moment with them. I will not explain further.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?