Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor

OU ‘98 | ΣΧ | Former Rush Chair | Former Husband of 3 | Stay at Home Dad of 0 | Former Boating License Holder

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

@BlowcaineMcNugs larping for the sake of larping

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

just got moolah mogged by a black autistic man at wingstop

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

@BlowcaineMcNugs great analysis, mr blowcaine

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

i guess brochacho #ferd #megashrink #phag

[Mr. Romo Attorney at Law @TonyRomo69420]

Bapple is so fucking gay. #DrinkMillerLite

[Richard “YN” Jones @neersfan63]

Easily the best tiktok account rn

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

@JT4206907 wrong.

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

some niggas would crack a bitch built like gargamel if she had bird wings for eyelashes and a don julio tat under her left boob #bldm

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

i know some bitches that would kick it with brick heck if he had half a handle of pink whitney and platinum cookies #buttermilk

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

i’m playing tonsil hockey with your main bitch, while you go all in pre flop with seven deuce offsuit. there’s levels to big dicking that you’re incapable of understanding. #hedoturkgolu

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

told a hoe i was a pledgemaster just so i could get a 0.0004 second peek of her poorly shaped B-cups

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

i can’t wait to be a dad one day just for the sole intent of telling my kid that i was touse (definitely was not), crushed hella cooch (i’m a fat retard), and that i crushed 30 beers a night (the only one semi kinda close to being somewhat kinda true)

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

high as shit about to sleep to “guess the pakistani” on youtube. never kill yourself #chewclock

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

i mean what the fuck is my elo bruh 😭😭😭😭 #shrink #fag

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

if you look closely, there’s a pair of fat tits hidden in the picture

#establishtherun #balluptop #pleaseruinme

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

holy shit she got a bigger rack than nordstrom #insaneyabbos

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

boy do i have news for you… #parlayhit

[Frank P. Smeal MBA, Esq. @FrankiePSmeal]

“Viral whore” next school odds

ASU: 6/1
Tulane: 13/2
FSU: 9/1
U of F: 15/1
U of A: 18/1
Penn State: 20/1
Any other school: 3/2

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

hey kowalski, just wanted to throw this offer out there. lmk if you’re interested. you know the vibes #MADDIEKOWALSKI #LANK

[Cheeky “Cheek” Glaysor @cheekglaysor]

shooters shoot #lank #curryfromwaydowntown