Undercover Cech

Mourinho send me to infiltrate Selfie Fc.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

.@CluelessWenger buy another goalie, I want to do fuck all this season😊

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

.@ChummyJoey Bruh you seem bantz. Do you wanna come out with the lads later and have a cheeky nandos. Hopefully @CluelessWenger signs you.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Ah, I do love my sheets😊.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

@CluelessWenger nah. FA Cup>Treble

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

I have won more champions league titles at Chelsea than Mourinho. Therefore Arsenal>Chelsea. Your welcome @CluelessWenger

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Ah, a new season a new helmet. Can't wait to try this absolute beauty.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

@CluelessWenger Hi boss. Do you wanna come join for a cheeky nandos. Diaby was going to come but he broke his leg getting out the car.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Having a cheeky nandos! But it's not as cheeky as Liverpool demanding 50million for Sterling #VeryCheeky.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Great day yesterday! Won a few more polls and me and the lads might go out for a cheeky nandos later to celebrate.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

This was my last selfie with the lads at Chelsea Fc.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Why people saying we are bottom all I can is us at top. Your welcome #HelmetPower

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Sorry for the goalkeeping error but on the other hand my selfie game strong.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

I am still waiting for @CluelessWenger to realise my full potential and play me at striker so I can net a couple hundred goals.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

People are blaming me for the loss but the truth is I never came here to win matches I've come here to win a few more twitter polls.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Hi @Tesco do you have any pink helmets? I'm feeling extra cheeky this season.

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

@CluelessWenger I'm sorry boss. I'm used to having a bus there

[Undercover Cech @cheekycech]

Step 1 complete✔️

Make scum believe I'm one of them. Selfie game strong.