【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】

𝗫𝗢𝗫𝗢—𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊!

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

𝗕𝘂𝘁, 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁! 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝘀?

[ ᴊᴜʟɪᴇᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀʟɪɴɢ, ᴢᴏᴍʙɪᴇ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ. ]

𝗜𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝗶��𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗻.
- 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗟𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗼.

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

Plus, I can't bring myself to saw my own pretty face in half! Seriously, those twintails? Classic!

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

Evil twin - ? Come on, even I'm not that cliche!

What would even be the point? The world needs as many zombie-hunting prodigies as they can get right now!

[݁ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ͏𒀭 ‍𓂃 ‍ 𝕵𝐔𝐋𝐢𝐄𝐓 ᵎᵎ ‍ ♡̵ @iHateZombiesXO]

like.. some kinda multiverse crossover bullshit?

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

“Eh, so the uniform��s gonna do. Very well.”

Putting their chainsaw aside and kicking back. Looking back at them.

“Those stereotypical rich girls were mean, by the way. I assume you aren’t like that.”

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 @PorcelainCEO]

“Truth be told, it is not that heated today. But when you're as pale as I am, a last few rays of Vitamine D before winter doesn't hurt.”

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

“Uh … yeah.

… was I supposed to bring a swimsuit or something?”

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 @PorcelainCEO]

“Why, thank you .ᐟ Finally a capable and discerning eye that can tell quality from quantity.”

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

“Eh, kinda. You seem to be a fan of frilly outfits anyway.”

Streeeeetch.

“Speaking of, nice bikini.”

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 @PorcelainCEO]

“Really?”

“You think I could be a cheerleader?”

“I must admit when I was younger I always wished I had applied for a team.”

“Zombies on the other hand. . No thanks.”

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

" No offense, but you kinda look like the stereotypical rich girl instead of royalty. Reminds me of a few cheerleaders we had.

The ones that weren't zombified, anyway. "

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 @PorcelainCEO]

“In many era's gold was associated with Royalty. Which I would be considered up until a few centuries ago.”

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

" Better question! Why are you gold? "

[𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 @PorcelainCEO]

“Where is my Tekken Roster at?”

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

@LifeIsDestroy … you are so lucky my homicidal underwear’s at home.

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

How do you know about Resident Evil??

I thought this was some kind of body snatching evil clone thing … y’know, like Memory of Alessa?

Wait, how the hell would a body snatcher KNOW all this!?

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

Wait, wait, what? Hold on, hold on—!

( VRRRRRrrrrr …

Revving it down. )

[݁ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ͏𒀭 ‍𓂃 ‍ 𝕵𝐔𝐋𝐢𝐄𝐓 ᵎᵎ ‍ ♡̵ @iHateZombiesXO]

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whoa, that is some high—quality thievery right there! i am NOT letting some zombie copycat steal my thunder. GET OUTTA HERE, YOU UMBRELLA CORPORATE SHIT STAIN!!
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[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

@LifeIsDestroy ... Among Us, you mean?

Nick played that with his friends before they all got turned into zombies. They didn't STOP playing because they were zombies, but they did kick him out of the group. Jerks.

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

eidos.

"This is a family show"

They've been turned into zombies.

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

I totally frickin' knew it! That jerkwad summoned body snatchers with the zombies!

They even got my ginormous ass right! How do you do that!?

DIE!

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

( VRRRR ... )

( 𝐕𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑 - !!!!!! )

[݁ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ͏𒀭 ‍𓂃 ‍ 𝕵𝐔𝐋𝐢𝐄𝐓 ᵎᵎ ‍ ♡̵ @iHateZombiesXO]

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𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙆?!?!? Why do we look like the same person?!
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[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

@iHateZombiesXO eidos.

This was something I had in the works for a while, but I sat there and was like. Swamped in work.

And then Stellar Blade pissed me off so I felt motivated.

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

eidos.

I see I'm late to the Lollipop Chainsaw verse reviving itself due to the hype.

I will now send myself to the shadow realm.

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

eidos.

I claim I'm going to do game screencap Juliet.

There is none.

Is this a sign to replay the game?

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

@LifeIsDestroy Welcome THIS

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

OMG. You graduated with a 3.4 GPA too?

That's so weird!

[݁ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ͏𒀭 ‍𓂃 ‍ 𝕵𝐔𝐋𝐢𝐄𝐓 ᵎᵎ ‍ ♡̵ @iHateZombiesXO]

I graduated with a 3.4 GPA. Well that probably doesn’t say a whole lot, all of my teachers turned into zombies…

[【𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐓. 】 @CHEERINGSAWS]

. . . we're seriously doing a sequel? Ughhhh. Lame!