〝 like, i literally cannot even pretend this isn’t so freaking entertaining. 〞
her mouth was full, voice slightly muffled from a lollipop. she couldn’t deny how comfy this couch and his lap were. perhaps it was the lack of judgement in this moment..?
judging the hard cooking efforts of amateur chefs while snacking on processed garbage that will only accelerate the timer on their deaths. truly, this was the dream. 𝗢𝗢𝗠𝗙!
〝 𝗠𝗠𝗙 ׅ⎖ — Hell yeah I would. This guy is so picky. He should be happy to eat at all! 〞
A live-action ‘LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW’ movie is in the works.
The film follows a high school cheerleader born into a family of zombie hunters who must use that legacy to save her school from a horde of zombies.
(Source: Deadline)
she’s propping her legs over @bleedingengine’s lap—-they’re watching Kitchen Nightmares in his lounging room. tons of sweet snacks kept them buried, not a care in the world.
〝 be honest Denji, you’d so eat at these restaurants no matter what’s going on behind the scenes. 〞
𝐎𝐌𝐆, my brain is literally starting to throb…
either you’re the real me and i’m having a major dissociative episode, or you’re some kind of evil twin that also has my entire pop culture knowledge.
okay so like. . . what if we’re both the real deal? ❨ ↯ ❩
How do you know about Resident Evil??
I thought this was some kind of body snatching evil clone thing … y’know, like Memory of Alessa?
Wait, how the hell would a body snatcher KNOW all this!?
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⠀⠀〝 look dude, I’m totally aware that America is a HUGE problem, but we’ve never turned people into zombies. that’s some otherworldly problem we can’t control! 〞
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ㅤㅤㅤ“ well in all honesty,
ㅤthe American grading system
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ㅤ * 🌀 “ did... did 𝙮𝙤𝙪 turn them into
ㅤzombies because of the grades
ㅤor um . . ”
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whoa, that is some high—quality thievery right there! i am NOT letting some zombie copycat steal my thunder. GET OUTTA HERE, YOU UMBRELLA CORPORATE SHIT STAIN!!
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