favorite child ✨

🇵🇸 from the river to the sea

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

Of course the highlight of my twitter career would have something to do with me talkin bout my coochie

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

Sooo what exactly are the pros of childbirth?? The child???

There’s gotta be more than that cuz idk I’m not sold on the whole idea fr

[Thobinho 🪮🇧🇼 @Thobirama_]

Sup? Struggle is up brotha!!! Oppression is up brotha!!! Salami eggs and bacon

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am still amazed by the total unwillingness of Shakira’s hips to engage in falsehood.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU 🫵🏾‼️‼️💜 @starwars

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Dub Sundays🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾🎉

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

MacKenzie Scott just awarded Morgan State University a $63 million gift, the largest in the school's history

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

…………….. it’s crazy cus I’m like, he be looking slightly different at times but just thought it was hair and makeup

[Osei @n_osei07]

Trusting Mark Andrews jump balls in 2025. Dumbass deserved that pick.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

😈

[Alex @Alex_1228__]

“Since start of December 2024”

lol they’re doing it again

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Luigi Mangione’s state terrorism charges have been dismissed.

(https://t.co/bua4FJOunC)

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

I’m so glad my TL is one band, one sound.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

this is funny as hell the holocaust museum being like “ok yeah I guess we only mean for Jews”

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Annual “Derrick Henry is way too damn big to be that athletic” tweet

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This “Unknown Number” documentary on Netflix:

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

Never have i ever sat and thought to myself “you know, I’d love to be able to watch my hulu shows on that CRAPPY disney + platform”

[Bingeworthy @bingew0rthy]

The fact that Disney is willing to sacrifice Hulu instead of coming to terms with the fact that Disney Plus is a flop is diabolical…

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Stop all that begging @X

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

Bc why do i have this exact app 💀 THE PREMIUM VERSION

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

starting to think what people be saying about us is true

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

It’s up again thank god 😭

[favorite child ✨ @cheerios_s]

Of course the anadius updater crashes the day i decide to hop back on the game