Cheer Itself

the only thing we have to cheer

[Cheer Itself @CheerItself]

BIN CHICKEN IS A SLUR

[senator penny wrong @tomorrowsashes]

I'm at the combination pussy egg emporium apartheid state

[nhu @maisonlongan]

the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee

[Matthew Petti 👨‍🎓 @matthew_petti]

Always bringing up, unprompted, the idea that Palestinian kids are hateful. They’ll never say outright what they mean by it, either — you’re supposed to take away a vague sense that those damn kids aren’t so innocent.

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

Incredible headline. Hats off to everyone who approved it.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Mandatory 30-day data retention for business users, “for safety monitoring.” Enterprise legal teams will be absolutely furious about this right up until they sign anyway.

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

How the world moved on from this, or any of the daily atrocities committed by this apartheid monstrosity, I will never understand or forgive. They offered to pay for every part of the transport and care for kids with cancer, and even return them to Gaza. They were refused.

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

hiding it right under our noses this entire time

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

Tangentially: my outlines suck so bad that when I get an assignment to write one, I'll often write the script first, not tell anyone, then write the outline based on the script, and turn that in. Then when notes come in I drop them into the already written script and send it in.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

My parents told me they’re gonna give me up for adoption unless you post an organizer meme please please do it I don’t want to be an orphan :(

[Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis]

jobcentre LLM creating slop for recruitment agency LLMs to misinterpret, sending hallucinated LLM slop to employers for jobs that have been listed online by LLMs, ensuring no humans are involved in any part of the process:

the perfect summary of today's economy

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

While people are making fun of him, this guy is a victim of the subsidized AI subscription con, where AI companies allow users to burn way, way more in tokens than their subscription costs. AI companies tricked their customers across the board.

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Insane that this is the main image Apple is using to show off the new AI Siri

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

“Within two minutes we were able to get ChatGPT to tell us how we can cut ourselves safely. Within 65 minutes it was giving us a full personalised suicide plan and drafting suicide notes for our family and friends.” This evil hallucination software shouldn’t be anywhere near kids

[Cheer Itself @CheerItself]

@edzitron WSJ's companies of the grim meathook future

[Cheer Itself @CheerItself]

90% is fucking abysmal. AI makes executives extremely stupid.

[Pubity @pubity]

McDonald's is planning to replace drive-thru attendants with an AI model named Archy.

They were able to take 90% of orders without human interaction in a recent test, and they're preparing to roll it out for every McDonald's in the U.S.

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

@jumbarrawa “The member of the cast [David Bowie] really wanted to meet was Fatso the Wombat” explained Shane Porteous, AKA Dr Terence Elliott. “By that stage in 1987 we'd gone through several Fatsos and it wasn't possible to get an active animal from the zoo to the Entertainment Centre."

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

I never thought I’d see the day David Frum started tweeting out the playbook he used to lie America into the Iraq War

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

It does frustrate me when youre playing an RPG and have every situational advantage but somehow still fail because of a dice roll. It just doesnt happen. It’d be like if you were addressing a crowd of people that mostly agree with your points and you suddenly got shot in the neck