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Tying myself in knots

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@OM_RachelMartel @LizKershawDJ My blond haired blue eyed son with qualifications coming out his ears was the only one in his mixed sex, diverse friend group who failed to secure an apprenticeship last year. This year, he said he’s NOT ticking the Heterosexual box on the application forms.

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@WestminsterWAG Glad you are both OK.
Someone changed lanes on a m-way beside me last wk & if I hadn’t braked, could have killed me. The car hit my car and the driver didn’t stop. I reported it to police who asked me ‘how would you like us to deal with this?’
It’s an offence. Do your job!
WTAF?

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@banbadmen I haven’t bought anything from @Nike for myself or any of my sports-mad family since this awful ad aired. Absolute insult to women. They forgot where the buying power lies in families with children.

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@SarahMillican75 Ah that’s good to know! Thanks to everyone who was involved for helping with this. You are all lovely 💐

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@SarahMillican75 hi Sarah, My friend is deaf & wears hearing aids & we want to come to your Edinburgh or Glasgow show. I told her your Ed show had BSL interpretation, & she said she’d prefer if it was captioned. Is this an option? Thanks x

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@SarahMillican75 All booked Sarah! Thanks so much!
So, Moira & I are sitting with some 🥂 and Doritos (and crochet, but that’s a long story) & Moira asked if it was you who replied to me or do you have ‘people’ who do your X? I said I hoped it was actually you. Can you confirm? 🥰

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@SarahMillican75 Brilliant Sarah, thanks. I’ll let Moira know. Sorry for delay in replying, I was having a wee break from X to stop me becoming further invested in the million pointless debates that have no bearing on my life. Have a lovely day xx

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@SarahMillican75 Quick Q and I know it’s not confirmed yet but Moira has checked for tix and asked if there is a particular row that would be best to book? There’ll be 3 of us and looks like tix selling like hot cakes, so she’s not hanging about x

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@SarahMillican75 Sarah that would be amazing if you could. I’ve just told Moira (my friend) and she’s so grateful that you’re looking into doing this. Honestly it’s made her day. 💐

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@AXS_UK when will I receive a confirmation email of my ticket booking?

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@Forthebeats1 It was JM’s next tweet that said she was invited to ride the tank into Downing St with VW that finished me! 🤣 Diary clash indeed, yeah me too. Utter BS 🤔🙄 #GriftyKitchen #thriftykitchen

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@EmmaKennedy It’s completely true! Our local gritter is called Sharleen Gritteri because she grew up and went to school here! 🤣

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So, if you do know @taylorswift13, can you ask her if she’d like to pop round sometime for 🫖. It would make my girl’s life complete and turn Fraser into the best brother that had ever lived. ♥️🙏

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My 15 year old son showed me this email today that he sent to @TaylorSwift13’s record company last year. He said he thought that he’d try his luck and ask if she would come to Scotland to visit his sister. I’m so proud of him for even trying this. How sweet is this? Thread. >>

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Inverness, Skye and Loch Ness. Again, I know this will never reach Taylor but if it did it would make my sisters life, so one last time. Taylor, could you come to Scotland maybe next time you are in the UK to surprise my sister?

From Fraser