Dave Murphy

Misanthrope. Fabulist. I like cheese. I fix computers in Sandbach.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

#stoolreport

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

Okay I'm going to step off the LEM now.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@jamieoliver "Jamie's Zero - I've used all my the numbers up and I can't make it any easier for you guys so I'm going to come round and cook it for you myself."

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@CGriffiths1 She stopped listening to me 25 years ago.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun... you cannot pass.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

Best look out for headcrabs and manhacks too.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@clownf1st ...smell

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

#stoolreport

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

Was that an American accent or just a setting on my phone I have yet to change?

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

"We don't go there anymore..."

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

Add to basket... BBC News - Nottingham wearable brain scanner scientists recognised
https://t.co/F0pUjPyYLC

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@RudyCerda TOPS 20

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@clownf1st Why thank you, my friend.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@fejling and Spam.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

And so it begins...

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@clownf1st Last Thursday...

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@clownf1st @fejling After 25 years of marriage to me hasn't she suffered enough?

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

On 18th April 1997 this lovely lady said that she would. 25 years later she still is. Happy Anniversary, Villanelle xx

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@clownf1st @fejling Oh I thought this was yours.

[Dave Murphy @cheese_dave]

@clownf1st @fejling Thankfully, I'm in @fejling 's loft.