A Pile of Cheese

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[A Pile of Cheese @Cheese_Pile]

I celebrated New Years how I always do: I quit my job, burned my house down, & bet all my money on the '79 Red Sox to win the the Rose Bowl

[A Pile of Cheese @Cheese_Pile]

I voted for #FMGTSchweinsteiger in the @Futhead @EAFIFAMOBILE #GlobalTourLegend poll! https://t.co/OX8OndrKGk

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RADIO DJ: "An accident is reported at 2nd & Main"
ME (sitting at 2nd & Main): That's weird…I don't see-
DJ: *Slams into me with his car*

[A Pile of Cheese @Cheese_Pile]

@meatballwizard omg you're right. How could I forget that

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@meatballwizard Mankind can't be the whole cabinet...there's like 2 or three jobs in that. We oughtta clone him before then

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@buttscientist mmmmm

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@UniqueDude2 @meatballwizard I've heard about people using,windows to go between places, but I'm skeptical

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@RichardBSpencer everyone saw you cry on tv

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@jitka Yeah I tried it. It was just ok...

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@jitka read??? Ughh

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@meatballwizard

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Who's getting angry about punching nazis? I've only seen people complaining about "people complaining about punching nazis." Who are they?

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@Tommytoughstuff he's very sensei-tive there

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I can’t believe every woman I know is marching in the streets and CNN is showing Trump pretending to believe in God. #WomensMarch

[halsey @halsey]

in the next 5 hours each RT = $1 donation by me to @PPact. Please read & share on why PP is important for all women. @CecileRichards

[A Pile of Cheese @Cheese_Pile]

@ruinedpicnic you uh, got something...right...there

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@jitka they WHAT

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@bloodhaiI love that album cover

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@gf3 @connerfritz yw my dear

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@connerfritz @gf3 as gianni's oficcial lawer, I declare that this type of speak is libel (and/or slander, whatever the correct term is, idk)