Conner Fritz

Professional Diet Coke drinker and code slinger.

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The old “I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead" quote feels especially true for programming.

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big day for compasses

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Our calculations have discovered the three 'norths' will combine for the first time in history this week🧭

True north, magnetic north and grid north will combine at a single point - starting at Langton Matravers, a village just west of Swanage #3Norths

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One of the most on-brand emails I’ve ever received.

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When you time the choke on the John Deere juuuuust right 👌

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Silphion potentially being rediscovered was not on my 2022 bingo card, but what cool news!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 📘 @lostsupper]

A year ago I boarded a train in #Istanbul to investigate one scientist's claim of rediscovering Silphion, a legendary herb thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago.

It still grows in the heart of #Turkey—and it's delicious.
More in my @natgeo feature:
https://t.co/Occ0AKuU9J

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@gf3 myself and the rat that lives under my hat and controls everything i do like in the disney pixar film ratatouille (2007) thank you

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He’s not a Globalist, he’s a Mister Worldwide.

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@craigfollett @Mokokoma We take our citrus seriously! 🍊

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@gf3 That’s just where the close window button is in the UK x

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@rl_pavel jith

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It’s actually pronounced gith-ub.

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@craigfollett @Kieran Only *most* of my humour? Rude.

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Twitter virality favours the dramatic and seems to deepen the extrema of the rhetoric. I wonder how this affects the real outlook of industries with high Twitter saturation (like VC).

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@BaruchelNDG You don’t need a tooth pick with a sharp enough tongue!

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buying grain futures on the new cornbase app, good season for nfts (non-fenced turkeys)

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me: we were there
ios autocorrect: we we’re* there

me: thank yoy
ios autocorrect: thank yoy 😊

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With spring, all is regenerated, including the humble spark plug.

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I’ve had this car for 6 months and have only put 26km on it.

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Nice guy but a bit of a prickly personality

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Been living here for over a year and only just met one of the neighbours!