Cheesebaker2000

You either feel great after a haircut, or terrible. no in-between.

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

Mitch McConnell simply will not stop calling me. What a chatterbox.

[. @playboicurrryy]

insane thrift store find

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I spoke with Jimmy Carter for 20 minutes this morning but he had to go because Mitch McConnell was calling him

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

If you are a waitress and no-call, no-show even one shift, you could get fired.

But you can be an ancient elected official at the highest levels of our government and just go AWOL for weeks or even months with no real explanation, and we're supposed to pretend that's... fine?

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

A million jobs, just gone. Thanks to Trump, and the GOP who have enabled his terrible policies.

[Doog @doogadoo11]

It's official, Mitch McConnell is no longer with us.

The medical examiner confirmed his body shut down after being overwhelmed by 3.6 million 20-minute phone calls yesterday.

[Cruadin @cruadin]

It is unbelievable (in the literal sense of the word) that Turtle is capable of having multiple 20 minute conversations with various people in which he is perfectly lucid and able to expound on the geopolitical complexities of the world yet is simultaneously UNABLE to record a 90 second video where he shares his current status and prognosis with constituents.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

- spends 4th of July out of the country with his mistress

- multiple instances of voter fraud

Conservative values.

[Kylie @diaryofkylie_]

This fucking comment I just choked😭😭

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Elon, the US government GAVE YOU $38BILLLION!!
You're the biggest TAKER in American history!

[Covie @covie_93]

Ken Paxton is flying around the world with someone else's wife while James Talarico is meeting with Texans.

The polls:

[Puspa @mutyapuspa]

Imagine leaving for work... and your day starts like this.

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

the next Internet film adaptation id like to see

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
George Orwell, 1984

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Turns out, Republicans talk about election fraud so much because they are constantly doing it.

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

Mets had a 96% chance to win in the 5th inning

TWELVE unanswered runs by the Royals 😭

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Still can’t believe they did this to us

[Steve ⛏️ @MeincraftSteve]

Thank god. My feet are KILLING ME 😭