Dan

MUFC Season ticket holder, Sir Alex Ferguson stand.

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@R_o_M “They’ve got 8 training pitches and a woman’s ground. Cos city are a massive club”

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@AlternativeMUFC Livin saliba loca

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FPL TIME🚨

This season I'll be running a Fantasy Premier League ... with prizes.

1st: £100 to spend at my store
2nd: Free mug or t-shirt
3rd: Free pin badge
4-10th - free season reviews

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Good luck.

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@skytv had no satellite signal for 2 days and the earliest an engineer can come my house is 14 August. Totally unacceptable to leave a customer a month without tv. Can someone contact me to rectify this urgently

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@BestForBritain

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@angelaeagle It’s because they all died.

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@AdamMcKola Phil Jones should start ahead of him. At least he has a bit of pace

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@samuelluckhurst If they didn’t have dwindling standards 90% would not be at the club.

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@JayMotty I read that some players think the standards at man united have dropped. They are right. If the standards were where they previously were, 95% of that shower wouldn’t be here.

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@piersmorgan Is it me or is the batch number trying to say f**k off too? Just missing a horizontal line over the two 1s

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@JasonManford Hi Jason. When you back on Cameo? I was hoping to get a congrats and all that from you for my wife for passing her midwifery degree this week as you are her favourite comedian!

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@GNev2 How do you think United transition from a collection of very good individuals to a team that can win the league?

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@Bannatyne how much is a child membership at your clubs. The website doesn’t mention it. Thanks

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@Angriafricanus @MirrorFootball Like me I suspect the mirror have tried to forget the season where Moyes was our manager!

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@Angriafricanus @MirrorFootball Not what it says in the article.

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@talkSPORT Unemployed

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@talkSPORT @Sjopinion10 They spend money on players but the rationale behind buying them is to grow the brand not to help the team. Martial and Rashford played Sanchez’s in his position but we bought him anyway just so we could brag to investors about record social media interactions for a transfer!

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@R_o_M If the parasites now put the club up for sale Perez was right. The super league has saved football! #woodwardout #GlazersOut

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@TipsEvolution Amazing. Can’t wait to get my hands on FIFA 21!