thiccVanillaShake 🍌

my pc is more important than ur feelings

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

Whenever I’m inconvenienced im gonna say “I don’t like this 3D movie experience” and just leave

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

Does the placement of the moon raise the rent

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

i have no crayons and i will make it everyone’s problem

[PUPPET COMBO 🎃 @PuppetCombo]

Giving away 3 copies of Resident Evil Village to 3 people who retweet and follow! Your platform of choice.

Winners picked Wednesday. Good luck!

[Tandy 🍳 Commissions open💖 @strdstspdwys]

Hello <3 I have decided to open up commissions 😌
Regular fullbody or lineless: $35
Detailed traditional sketch: $25
Full colour traditional piece: $40
Not shown but I'll also do icons for $10!
I also have a ko-fi that if you donate I'll give you a doodle!
https://t.co/nryEjcUfuR

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

u can hold a fork many ways

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

pee for breakfast

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

the only validation I get is from the overwatch text chat

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

shortbread cookies be like

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

the last time you hot glued something was the last time you actually felt real

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

my mental illness didn’t get Christmas off

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

if ur a piece of shit, consider:

not doing that

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

double infinity onion rings

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

distract distract distract distract distract distract distract dis

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

I love being gaslit that’s why I work at McDonald’s

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

do not perceive

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

apple juice is a complicated liquid

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

Bob the builder can’t fix my depression

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

I just want my weed cookies to be shaped like weed

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

My brain is a car

[thiccVanillaShake 🍌 @cheesecakeaint]

i am going to be strong like bitch who fight bear in forest