Jesperi Cokekatniemi

The Closer

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If Rasmus Ristolainen can get 5x5.1 in the NHL you can talk to that hot chick at the bar.

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@Elderslie59 Looks like your pretty upset that you were wrong old man

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@Elderslie59 @cheesecakeguy @AM34 It’s pretty fucking obvious who the best player in the world is pal

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@HankCranker spotted??? #HugeWang

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@Elderslie59 @cheesecakeguy @AM34 Your a fucking morn

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@pepboysburner Habs legend Charlie Lindgren

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@Brandon_N_Wile Pittsburgh doesn’t trade their two best assets for a catcher when they hve Henry Davis waiting.

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@heatdaddy69420 Everyone knows it’s Bergerons award

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@DikeHunt As you are

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Fat chicks stop liking me on Hinge challenge (impossible)

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@NHLFlyers @skg_18 @sanheim17 Yuck.

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@Elderslie59 @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy @AM34 How is my logic saying McDavid is the greatest of all time? He’s just flat out better then Matthews. End of discussion. It’s not a yearly thing either.

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@Elderslie59 @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy @AM34 McDavid just became the 6th fastest player in NHL history to reach 700 points. Sure Matthews won the Hart last year, he had a incredible season (McDavid had more points and 32 in 16 playoff games). Doesn’t mean he’s a better player then McDavid.

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@KevinWeekes @espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @DraftKings BREAKING: I’m hearing Kevin Weekes and wife are expecting to add a new meme er to their team during the holiday season. Confirmed per @KevinWeekes

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@Johnpaul524 You need a fucking drink my friend

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@NjTank99 Seak help Frank

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@Elderslie59 @BeerlyHockey @cheesecakeguy Matthews is not better then McDavid. Stop it.

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