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The new storage of wealth $cheese

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[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

Italy's cheese heat crisis is blowing up on X

Over 9m views on this tweet alone with 100s of memes being made

Although this isn't new, Italy has been accepting cheese as collateral for years

Over $400 million USD worth of cheese is held in cheese banks in Italy

Toly interacted with the news, Elon compares a cheese wheel to SpaceX's first orbit

It's time the trenches earned some $cheese on this generational narrative

Viral tweet: https://t.co/W55ni603gv

Toly interaction: https://t.co/6daLKUXOkc

Elon cheese thesis: https://t.co/KoRF1TnSBl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@thesheetztweetz After all, SpaceX’s first payload to orbit & back was a wheel of cheese …

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

buy the dip

embrace the $cheese

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

the trenches want more $cheese

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

once you understand how viral the $cheese is you will see how high the $cheese goes

https://t.co/kQ40haAtxN

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

$cheese is the ticker

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

Sell your Italian cheese

we are rotating to onchain $cheese

1k $cheese holders surpassed

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

The reason I'm calling you today is something very special came across my attention

tokenised $cheese

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

Billions

https://t.co/S30WfckceY

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you’re lending billions with cheese as collateral?”

“Not cheese. Parmesan. Parmigiano-Reggiano to be precise.“

“So, you finance this by packaging the Parmesan loans into Parmesan CDO A, which has part of Parmesan CDO B and both get put into Parmesan CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by wheels of Parmesan. Minimum age of 12 months. Some are 24 months. 36 months. 48 month. Hell, up to 120 months. Delicious. Millions of wheels. But Parmesan CDO C is a synthetic Parmesan CDO. A CDO of Parmesan CDOs. Parmesan Squared if you will.”

“What if it gets too hot in the summer and the wheels of Parmesan melt?”

“We’ll sell Parmesan credit default swaps.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for Parmesan-backed sythentic loan and CDS products than actual edible real-life Parmesan that I can grate on top of my homemade spaghetti bolognese tonight?”

“At least 10,000x.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10 million in Parmesan wheels. How much money could be out there betting on your synthetic Parmesan financial products?”

“Probably $100 billion.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

The world is waking up to $cheese

Italians are selling

Solana is buying

Get to the $cheese at all cost

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

$cheese is amazing

https://t.co/v0orG9sxoG

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@PopMech Cheese is amazing

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

short the Italian cheese market

long the solana $cheese market

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

9m views

100s of memes

this will be trending for days

$cheese

https://t.co/RmlVeTWNmH

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral.

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

$cheese goes well with solami

https://t.co/gwfCgVbCKc

[toly 🇺🇸 @toly]

@paoloardoino Wen tethered cheese ser? Goes really well with solami

[toly 🇺🇸 @toly]

@paoloardoino Wen tethered cheese ser? Goes really well with solami

[cheese @cheesecoinonpf]

one $cheese is all it takes