BaronVonSqueakyTits

26 Tyrese Maxey stan account

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

if a ratatouille used me to have sex with my wife which one of us is the cuck in that scenario

[Raven @DireRavennn]

I come before you today, humbled, and humiliated to ask you for one thing. I want you to ensure GTA VI is a disaster of unnatural proportions.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything and my fear of being a burden by doing everything alone

[a prednisone hate account @vvictorman_uel]

the thing that sucks about not getting cared for as a child is that there is no unconditional caretaker in adulthood. you just miss out.

[Philadelphia 76er LeBron James @Philly_ASA]

Moments you’ll never forget:

- Birth of your child
- Shams noti that LeBron is signing with the Sixers

[Michael Clayton (2007) @Michael_CIayton]

Every high school friend group had that one guy that was way too eager to show you his penis

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

nsfw artists who have to make a characters boobs bigger to make them "hotter" are goon larpers

[🦀 @Gminds_]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[Ky @_k_pn]

Life when you ignore everything and remember LeBron is a Sixer

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

readcomiconline I still think of you

[Ky @_k_pn]

Shams notification 7/24/26 11:30am

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

that "fuck the charger" sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

At least twice I day I have the same “Holy shit, LeBron is really a Sixer” thought pop into my head…

I wonder when/if that will ever go away lol

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

how it feels to slander characters based on unconfirmed debatably canonical information from a play I haven't seen

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

[gracie 𑣲⋆ @rafdontgaf]

If you didn’t sob your eyes out reading Joel Embiid sees you when it first came out You are not allowed to buy tickets

[josh @joshypooper]

where can i find a beer that tastes like those 2 weeks she wanted me

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan says ‘THE ODYSSEY’ has made him more interested in making a horror film but he still needs to find a really effective idea.

“When you go see a film like ‘Obsession’, that’s an amazing idea. That movie works like a motherfucker.”

(Source: https://t.co/bNbgqO7z4G)

[Coke @CokeLivesMatter]

always forgot about New Mexico's weird ass city names