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boop shoop skaboop

[not Katie @cheesereview]

I’m getting really sick and tired of parent influencers all over YouTube and tiktok posting their children’s every breath or embarrassing/emotional moment. Children deserve privacy and need it for proper development. You deserve an outlet but not at your child’s expense

[not Katie @cheesereview]

Recording your kids getting in trouble and being punished or acting out isn’t vlogging or being an influencer, it’s violating your child’s privacy because they aren’t consenting to being posted online. Children can’t consent to that, they don’t understand internet permanence.

[Sierra Boggess @sierraboggess]

Hi, I actually HAVE the script for The Little Mermaid and NOWHERE in the character description does it ever describe what Ariel should LOOK LIKE. “king triton’s youngest daughter” is simply the description of Ariel. You can go now.

[bon @virtubon]

KING BOB

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Queen Elizabeth II, the greatest monarch of all time.

[not Katie @cheesereview]

Thinking about the time I went to go see an opera at the Met and the guy behind me hummed through the entire thing. You should be allowed to grab people by the ear and throw them out of rooms again like in the old times

[not Katie @cheesereview]

I was treated so poorly and spoken to so rudely this morning I wanted to curl into a ball and cry and have a kiniption. But I was wearing lip gloss and mascara and I couldn’t let that happen

[drea ⋆ ꕤ·˚ @sicilianamamma]

wait there’s a netflix “rom com” about a type one diabetic who can’t afford her insulin so she marrys a man in the military for his health insurance benefits 😭😭 baby that’s a horror movie omg

[not Katie @cheesereview]

I’m so sick and tired of buzzfeed the heading is always like “THIS guy KILLED his mom’s puppy, and I’m having some FEELINGS about it!!”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[worm @somethinglovely]

oops

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

I don’t actually remember putting the Mystery Machine on @airbnb, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of hosting possessed my mortal body once again.

[not Katie @cheesereview]

My entire family goes feral when we see this giant bug on the way to cape cod and this year I’m driving alone with my boyfriend for the first time and I started screaming for the bug and he was so confused

[not Katie @cheesereview]

Come to my recital or else also come to my opera Saturday and Sunday at 2pm hehe

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Every now and then I hear discussion about whether dogs smile, at least in the way we humans do.

As my contribution to the debate, here are some of my favorite photos of sled dogs smiling.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop saying bad stuff to me! only say good stuff. i dint like bad stuff said to me