rowan ⎕

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

gormless is such a ridonkulous word wtf is a gorm and why do i want one it sounds like an std

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

those "collect them all" kids toys or whatever are really just baby's first gambling experience let's be real

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin yes and yes

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

if i was famous i’d dm random normal people with a picture of only my pinky toe or something and then if they posted about it i’d probs say they’re lying clout chasers idk just spitballing here

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

national internet outage this national internet outage that how about we all go on an outING outside and reconnect with nature because this is me rn btw

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

i can smell the midwest emo winter approaching

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

my blood BOILS whenever I see anyone with a healed helix

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin - the ghost of a gardener

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

look I love turtles and all and I’m not saying we should bring back plastic spoons but PLEASE can we find an alternative to wooden ones it’s like I’m eating wood icecream half the time

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin this is what I like to call nizz (negative/no rizz, it’s a versatile word 😉)

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin WHY DO YOU NEVER TELL ME JACK DIGGITY SHIT. 🤔🤔

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

do you guys ever turn up the brightness to hear videos better

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

what the fuck is ranch

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin let me out of here please

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin yeah unfortunately a side effect is becoming really really funny ://

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

nah bro the only thing I’ve ever been dumped by is gnarly waves ahaha 🫦🤙

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

me if there was an award for being called “a quiet and thoughtful member of the class” in every report

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@Wag0161Bbm I guess I also have average friends 🦠

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

being what my parents so fondly referred to as “an all rounder” means there’s not much in particular I excel at but give me ANY task and man oh man will I do bang on average at it

[rowan ⎕ @cheesetouch69]

@clusterhugcoin nothing is too mean for the irls