TheBigCheese

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

Idk the difference between manhattan and Long Island and atp it’s too embarrassing to ask

[𝔎𝔦𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔞 @kimandgo]

I know yr supposed to reach out or whatever but how do u say "hey I have depression do u wanna hang out w a depressed person"

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

would have loved to make normal small talk with the other woman in the strip mall parking lot, i.e, “this recent sun melted a lot of snow!” but sadly i am strange & unsettling & instead ended up saying “welcome to mud city, population us!”

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

On Facebook marketplace, drunk, lowballing the shit out of this antique horse figurine collector

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[k @lmkwhenurhome]

so none of us have any idea who we are without someone to text mundanities to on the hour

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

I genuinely, unironically want cotton eyed joe to play at my wedding

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

Being unemployed is more like a state of mind

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

What is Armageddon is just all the arms getting raptured and we have to learn to live without them

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

How do you say an individual is cuckoo for coco puffs in legalese??

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

I’m glad cars were invented imagine riding a horse at 3am comin back from the club 😭

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me at fourteen for some reason

[peter @arabatman_]

being insane should at least burn calories

[TheBigCheese @cheespiration]

“Everything you just said sounded really nice, but what the fuck are you talking about??”

—said by my boss, thankfully not to me

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

“You have a law degree,” I say to myself while again googling how to spell subpoena