dr. von milfenstein

not heavy just awkward

[Cowboy @COWBS]

Jimothy in his natural habitat doing flips

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

pickle down rickonomics

[dr. von milfenstein @cheesus400]

me when I’m online

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Sometimes you buy a bougie gimmicky canned beverage and it completely sucks ass. And you just have to live with that for the rest of the day.

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

is there even poop in the bible

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

they need to put minionese on duolingo

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Just found out someone hates me for reasons that are definitely deserved

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Just involuntarily had a thought in Minionese

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Rob Lownie @RobLownie]

Very sad news that David Hockney has died.

A year ago, I asked him to write an article about smoking bans, and he provided one of the most charming answers I’ve ever received

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamZivo Gay Ass Liberal! 100%

[Cher @cher]

Whats going on with mycareer

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Let’s be artifacts with mama

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be