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my name is gigi

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Last night Was an Emoji dude

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Burped so hard on a plane that it activated the drop down emergency face masks

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so much that it decompressed my spine and now im 6ft 10

[turbo lesbian @cheesygiwi]

but where were YOU when the air fryer dropped

[Tony @AntMelia94]

I’ve got to get those George at Asda vouchers

[teoni @teoniw]

Trying not to fart while getting head

[turbo lesbian @cheesygiwi]

coming up with jeffrey epstein raps

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

man this shit is made of Minecraft Zombie

[turbo lesbian @cheesygiwi]

j’ai mangé un nem du tasty crousty et mon pipi est devenu radioactif

[Ivy. @tomfordblues]

Going out again tonight for “quick drinks with friends”

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ijbos (i just burst out smiling)

[turbo lesbian @cheesygiwi]

couples what’s the point of fighting in public if you aren’t gonna do it loud enough for the rest of us to hear

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[Grace @gracecamille_]

they should invent a body that doesnt keep the score

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[turbo lesbian @cheesygiwi]

straight people be like my talking stage invited me as his date to his wedding

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@mostnormalwoman don’t worry he’s doing a past life regression

[turbo lesbian @cheesygiwi]

@notaweirdgirl some other time maybe . i’ve had An Apple today

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