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get 'er done !

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an evening with salem:

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sometimes i get posts that list new gluten free items and I start to get excited and then theyre like

***new GF items at walmart!!!!****
-pumkins
-seltzer water
-bag of green beans
-bluebell vanilla ice cream

LIKE NO FUCKING SHIT!!!! yall are pissin me off.....

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@soychotic I liked the 5th wave but I do audiobooks

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@n0wiminexile @0asislover and you're still entertaining it so who's the 10 year old boy now

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@SaltyLego @0asislover if im so retarded then why are you still responding? mr. faceless profile bc youre too scared someone might actually think YOU'RE ugly online

[chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk]

me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit

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@n0wiminexile @0asislover

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@SaltyLego @0asislover

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@0asislover I have to dumb down my insults to communicate with those who think this sounds good. Gotta make sure they get the point! :)

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@pettingzoolilb yeah Taylor's happy now but shes writing middle school level lyrics. "nanny nanny boo boo i have a boyfriend and you dont ! hahah! stay mad losers!!!" like mama you're 36....

[fe mose @spikepunkcrash]

como eu me sinto quando não consigo distinguir se aconteceu, foi uma memória ou um sonho

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jeffree star and ronnie radke are the same person and no I will not be elaborating 🫶

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tried to make one of these last year for shits n gigs and jibjab used to be free when it came out now its a shell of what it used to be AND you have to fuckin pay for everything. capitalism ruins EVERYTHING

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was

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training a grown man as a young woman is exactly like that scene in spongebob where he tries to teach patrick how to open a fuckin jar.

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@astuyve I did this the other day by calling and saying "this is too expensive, I'm gonna leave" and they knocked $50 off my bill. you dont need ai for ts bro

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@nuggysauce I usually pay but I lost my card 💔💔 I swear im good for it 💔💔💔💔

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doc: that'll be $160
me: can I pay later, I dont have my HSA card on me
doc: you can but we encourage you to pay now
me: I dont have my HSA card on me
doc: can you put anything towards that total today?
I DO NOT HAVE MY HSA CARD BRO

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why do you tell me to show up 15 minutes early to my doctor's appointment just to call me back after my appointment time??

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@ReactionBlocked @madsssagascar nice strawman.
I asked one question, if YOU cant answer it, then YOU obviously dont know either and you just follow social norms "because thats what everyone else does!"
jumping off a bridge with your friends headass...

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@ReactionBlocked @madsssagascar its not about nuance to me. If you can explain to me how its disrespectful to wear hot pink to ANY funeral without using "its socially normal" then maybe I can entertain a conversation about it, but saying "someone might think its bad if you do" is not a good enough argument.