Chismosa

Reality TV Junkie, Bravo-addict, love sharing witty, humorous thoughts on all the dumpster 🔥

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Kimberrrly: the last thing I’m gonna do is beg
#90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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#90dayfiancebeforethe90days
Caleb: I have had sex with over 100 people
Everyone:

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Elijah used his key to watch them have sex! Or more precisely to watch Caleb #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Wait a damn minute… he can’t have wallpaper from an ex but she can have ding-a-ling swinging in her face!! #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Usman better be careful! Kimmmberly is gonna kidnap his ass in the middle of the night and he’s gonna wake up in her room #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Why are we getting mad because of a few years when they half your age #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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I’m sorry her English isn’t very good…
Do we have different definitions of English? #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Why does this mans apartment look like someone’s grandma decorated it #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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When your stage mom shows up to your talent show #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Why did you let her pull all those clothes if you had no intention of buying them #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Did you ever think the only reason he lasted for 5 seconds is he’s never been with a woman #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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You just told this man to lie to his momma! #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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How would you feel if your son was this damn disrespectful in your house?! #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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When your friend is plotting on how to get rid of your man #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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He bought all those herbs for his girl but didn’t think to share with his over opinionated friend #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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For a woman that was down for him to have multiple wives, she sure is pissed about this “business meeting” #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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How I imagine that kiss felt by Ximena’s description #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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One ring and deleted but it was your papa #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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She really thought buying him gifts was gonna make him jump into bed! #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

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Usman had more chemistry with that PS5 then with the Kim or Caleb did with Alina #90dayfiancebefore90days