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Just another Philosophy major with a nicotine addiction 🚬

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[Di (Yee) @nguyenhdi]

All directors are perverts, I'm afraid. Tarantino likes feet. Bunuel like legs & tights. Fellini likes large women with huge melons. Lars von Trier's a voyeur. Etc.
This is why machines cannot make art.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

You know what actually keeps neighborhoods cooler in the summer? TREES. Literally trees. Stop cutting them down for data centers and then acting shocked when our cities turn into ovens. Give us our damn trees back. We don’t need another data center.

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Communists don’t want to take away your house. We’ll cancel your mortgage. You can have one house, not a dozen. Excess properties will be taken from landlords and distributed to actual families to live in.

[Sarah Colero @Sarah_Colero]

Op-Ed: At $6.71 a day, the Canada Disability Benefit falls short

(With the July increase of $4.20/month max, the new federal CDB day to day is $6.71/day max)

This CDB was originally suppose to "lift disabled people from poverty" not seal us deep in it.

https://t.co/5FtZgpkcx4

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

how old were you when you found out that all those "somali pirates" werent actually pirates? after the somali govt collapsed in the 90s boats started illegally fishing and dumping waste off somalia's coast. what people called "pirates" was actually a people's coast guard

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

My dream is slightly different. The landlords are out driving in the country. They pass a small town and then see a tree fallen across the road. They turn around but the road somehow loops through the same town again endlessly. At night, things come out that look human but aren't

[GlumBird @GlumBird]

Congratulations comrades, we're a spectre again

[Christa Sydney @christasyd]

SSPX still don't realize that they're now in the same category as the Lutherans and Anglicans, because they only want the Catholic aesthetics without submission and fidelity to Rome.

Congrats on becoming Protestant!

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇻🇦 NEW: The Vatican has excommunicated more than half a million Christians who are part of a conservative Catholic splinter sect

[@BBCNews]

[mira king 🔻⛏️ @wokejucheism]

therapist: "Maoist ISIS isnt real, they cant hurt u"

Maoist ISIS: