Timothy

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Don't trust the polls. Do your civic duty and vote

[Kav @TheOtherKav]

Ok, here's something I want to vent about:

@Microsoft how many more fucking times am I going to see the screen‽

I've had this computer for years, and you keep wanting me to "set it up" again after updates

I don't want M365
I don't want Office
I don't want OneDrive
I don't want to have to have a Microsoft account just to log into my computer

Let my computer just be *MY* damn computer. Because at this rate, as soon as SteamOS works with Intel and Nvidia, I'm ditching windows on all my machines. This is ridiculous. My computer was already set up the first time I set it up when it was still on Windows 10 a few years ago.

[McGarvin @PatriotsPOV]

All-Pro doesn’t matter. Pro Bowl doesn’t matter. EPA doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Every player is terrible. Unless I like them, at which point they’re underrated and hated on.

[The Regulation Pod @RegulationPod]

If you know this dog, please contact Andrew Panton.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

World renowned left wing socialist, Ronald Reagan, on why tariffs are bad.

But don’t worry. He’s probably just suffering from TDS.

🫵🤡

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire https://t.co/fyPSUgngYl

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Those fights were fukn boring

[Andrew Panton @andrewpanton]

This isn't the type of thing that I normally tweet about, but I heard from someone reliable that Bill Belichick has been offered a huge deal by an unexpected team trying to lock him up fast. I don't think I'll hear much else but wanted to share because it's a rare scoop for me.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

don't be a d*ck, repost to #probowlvote for cameron dicker

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Giants QB Tommy DeVito recently told the teams social media manager to “quit it with all the Italian s**t, I just wanna play football” before storming out.

DeVito was approached to record a “Top 5 Sopranos Moments” video which was the final straw before his outburst.

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

The age requirement for presidency is 35 years old. JFK was the youngest ELECTED President at 43 yrs old. Would be refreshing to see a competent candidate who also happens to be in their 40s or 50s again.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Eagles = FRAUDS!

[Blogging The Boys @BloggingTheBoys]

Trophies received at Super Bowl LVII

Cowboys QB Dak Prescott - 1

Philadelphia Eagles - 0

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Through 5 seasons as a starter, Patrick Mahomes now has:
▫️ 2 Super Bowl wins
▫️ 2 Super Bowl MVP awards
▫️ 2 NFL MVP awards
▫️ 3 Super Bowl appearances, 5 AFC Championship games
▫️5 Pro Bowls, 3 All Pros
▫️NFL Offensive Player of the Year
▫️12+ wins in every season

Unreal.

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

There’s too many depressed people with anime pictures that live and breathe on the internet.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

We have parted ways with OC Joe Lombardi and Passing Game Coordinator/QBs Shane Day.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I wonder if I’ll get suspended for calling Teslas imported glorified golf carts

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

BUCKET 💦💦

$1000 TO SOMEBODY WHO RETWEETS THIS

#PMSLive