Commissioner Chef

Capt. of S Scranton Salamanders, Head Chef of NY Yanks, Played for RailRiders Fan of 1 legged Olympic Hop Scotch Team, Friends with many MLB players Very Rich

[Commissioner Chef @Chef39181452]

U​.​S. Senate: Include College Students in the $1,200 Second Stimulus Check - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Dgszagx4ke via @Change

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@johnlegend Ur wife asked twitties if she should get a nose ring tell her she needs a muzzle for that big fat mouth and u need one 2 . Look at what the Democrats have NOT done & how they used Blacks over the years Be ashamed of yourself for being democratic. @realDonaldTrump

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@J_A_H_867 Use a small drill bit to open the hole then grease a large cucumber with nail polish remover and insert while continually applying the polish remover.

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What the Fook Where the hell are the replys. @JudgeStroker

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@coachlitorus @FrankieTheUmp @CoachCockburn @J_A_H_867 @Billypeters183 @BallsagnaHarold @halgeorgano63 Corona Attacks the league. Frankie ump caught the V. he was found licking stadium urinals and toilet seats to deliver the Virus to get even with players. The V enters thru PEE Head hole & AHole. Frankie also delivered it to Balsagna thru anal #frankiesInfected

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@coachlitorus @FrankieTheUmp @CoachCockburn @J_A_H_867 @Billypeters183 @BallsagnaHarold @halgeorgano63 Corona Attacks the league. Frankie ump caught the V. he was found licking stadium urinals and toilet seats to deliver the Virus to get even with players. The V enters thru PEE Head hole & AHole. Frankie also delivered it to Balsagna thru anal #frankiesInfected

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@coachlitorus @FrankieTheUmp @CoachCockburn @J_A_H_867 @Billypeters183 @BallsagnaHarold @halgeorgano63 As Commissioner I was upset with the talk of requirments to be a commish on last nights twitter show. I advised my secretary Kat WetVageegee to send a letter to all union leaguers that i have reinstated My commissioner-ship thru Virus season. More to follow soon

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Hello leaguer’s Ive been working hard defending POTUS. been staying at the Whitehouse for the past few months in secrecy. Miss being the Commish but Duty to the Pres comes 1st. Vote Rep 2020, FOOK U Dem Leaguers. Wish Frosty would pull a Frosty on Adam Schiff

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@Holder_Bomb Hi Coach Ive been away on a exotic hunt. Best regards to all in the league for the holidays. Ill be reaigning as of today as Commish. My passion for hunting is taking up all my time.

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@Holder_Bomb Hey DICK Forget about the Commish? Please tweet the fellow coaches Happy Thanksgiving for me and take a turkey neck & shove it up their fucking shit holes with the fucking gizzard attached. This league forgot me. Better be some major ass kiss or im comin Uzi.

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#Phuckerhard

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WTF I was in a coma for weeks I made a giant size silicone tit birthday cake. I lit the candle nipple and the fucker blow up and i wound up in the doe machine. Split my head open. Is the season over? Who fucking won the Union League World Series? Is @FrankieTheUmp dead?

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@FrankieTheUmp @Holder_Bomb @JudgeStroker @coachlitorus @CamelCoachPower @J_A_H_867 Im BACK. surprise i bought the Playboy Mansion & bin fooking for 6 weeks. Thanks to my asst Commissioner Holder for covering btw u knocked up the secretary and her dog too WTF no more drugs @work

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@CamelCoachPower @J_A_H_867 Im back men. You guys have a two games suspension.

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@CNN LOl Assersan Cooper led with impeachment question. Sooooo weak.

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@Holder_Bomb @Billypeters183 @JudgeStroker @FrankieTheUmp @CoachGiorgiAZE @coachlitorus @J_A_H_867 Went to Roasarios. For Pizza He was my student. Found out its now a law firm@amd pizza joint. That fooking lawyer is there breakfast lunch and Dinner

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NY Giants win ober that shitbag Wash team. still look good. im hoping Keystone Giant football picks Eli up. Fookkbg retire Eli ur done and u suck. Breaking News Harper is going to the yankees for a boatload of cash

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Im being released today Union League coaches. I will find iut who pipe bombed my chicken soup. No one even visited me. And the nurse behind me got a good fookin. You can tell by her smile. Well i dropped some glue in her mouth.

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@CoachGiorgiAZE An unidentifiable Union League coach put a pipe bomb in my chicken soup. I got minor burns and my balls are swolen. Ill be out if the hospital in a few day thanks fir asking

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@Halgeorgano61 @Holder_Bomb Cooked a make up dinner for Hal after the dickhead tweet. I cooked up a lobster steak dish and we banged down a case if Rollin Rock. Still dont know who the FOOK is trying ti overthrow me