Coach Mike Litorus

Graduate of Kansas and Oklahoma State with a degree coaching. Manager of the 35u Culver City Cultivators. Creator of the “Coaches Anonymous” Podcast. #LGBTQ

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[Commissioner Chef @Chef39181452]

@coachlitorus @FrankieTheUmp @CoachCockburn @J_A_H_867 @Billypeters183 @BallsagnaHarold @halgeorgano63 Corona Attacks the league. Frankie ump caught the V. he was found licking stadium urinals and toilet seats to deliver the Virus to get even with players. The V enters thru PEE Head hole & AHole. Frankie also delivered it to Balsagna thru anal #frankiesInfected

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@coachlitorus @FrankieTheUmp @CoachCockburn @J_A_H_867 @Billypeters183 @BallsagnaHarold @halgeorgano63 As Commissioner I was upset with the talk of requirments to be a commish on last nights twitter show. I advised my secretary Kat WetVageegee to send a letter to all union leaguers that i have reinstated My commissioner-ship thru Virus season. More to follow soon

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@JudgeStroker

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Opening day is a week away, here’s the cultivators starting 9.....

1. Willam Yelland, C
2. Janitor Keith, 3B
3. Dave Petty, CF
4. Billy Peters, 2B
5. FAT BITCH, LF
6. Jeff Mclane, P
7. Chris Callahan, 1B
8. Bones Nealon, SS
9. Chris Dolan, RF

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@FrankieTheUmp @CoachCockburn @J_A_H_867 @Billypeters183 @Chef39181452 @BallsagnaHarold @halgeorgano63

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@FrankieTheUmp @Chef39181452 @CamelCoachPower @Holder_Bomb @hesser_tom @CoachGiorgiAZE @JudgeStroker @ghost_lopes My cultivators have been in Cuba training for the upcoming season, we will be ready

[Commissioner Chef @Chef39181452]

@Holder_Bomb @Billypeters183 @JudgeStroker @FrankieTheUmp @CoachGiorgiAZE @coachlitorus @J_A_H_867 Went to Roasarios. For Pizza He was my student. Found out its now a law firm@amd pizza joint. That fooking lawyer is there breakfast lunch and Dinner

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@FrankieTheUmp @Holder_Bomb @Chef39181452 @CoachGiorgiAZE @CamelCoachPower @Halgeorgano61

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Great to see my athletes grinding before the season! #CultivatorsRiseUp

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@Holder_Bomb @FrankieTheUmp @Halgeorgano61 @CamelCoachPower @FrankieTheUmp @Chef39181452

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BREAKING:

Jadeveon Clowney is expected to be traded to Philly in the next coming days. He is also expected to agree on a multi year contract once he signs. via @SportsN58595869

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@Holder_Bomb I also don’t have a car

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I’m running low on alc. NEED HELP

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@Halgeorgano61 @Chef39181452 @Holder_Bomb @CamelCoachPower @FrankieTheUmp @J_A_H_867 Thank you, I will pay you back shortly

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@Halgeorgano61 @Chef39181452 @Holder_Bomb @CamelCoachPower @FrankieTheUmp @J_A_H_867

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@Chef39181452 @JudgeStroker @CoachGiorgiAZE @Holder_Bomb @FrankieTheUmp @J_A_H_867 INTERVENTION

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@JudgeStroker @CoachGiorgiAZE @Holder_Bomb @FrankieTheUmp @J_A_H_867
@coachlitorus As Commish i order an intervention. This fucker blew a 1/8 and didnt invite us. #servesHimRight

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LIL TERIO

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