Dirty_Lamberti

butcher, baker, memory maker

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Cinema is Al Pacino

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@angelsummergoth I ain’t scared of all that woman . I’m a chef and a subby, My hot steel grey eyed, dark haired baroness can spoon fed you food off of a silver tray I balance on my back

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@angelsummergoth Yes. You and my baddie bbw squirt wife can walk me around like a good little boy

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

White monster is elite trailer trash nectar of the gods @angelsummergoth

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@angelsummergoth Perfection is unattainable, but your body is pretty close.

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@AB84 @AB84 as an Italian American chef who moonlights as a shitposter & trash talker I approve this

[AB @AB84]

Deion Sanders favorite pasta…

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

She’s searing lol

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@RealJamesWoods Vance/Ramiswanny will destroy her

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@JDVance ever think of coming back to do a rally in Pizzatown, USA…my home and the home of your Alma Mater @Yale

#newhaven

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@JDVance hello from New Haven, CT. Trump/ Vance 2024! I know you’re super busy but We have a question, when you were at Yale… surely you had a favorite New Haven pizza…. Sally’s or Pepe’s ? This is important for the silent majority living in New Haven. #322 #NHV

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

First off, let me be the first to say a smartphone wasn’t a good retirement gift.

Secondly, when you visit your Grandma for Dinner, you can always count on one thing… pound cake

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

I just realized something….Today’s friend zoned simp is tomorrow’s toxic incel bro.

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

Someone just called old school @mmbosstones “starter hat ska” in a FB 3rd wave group & nothing has been explained more succinctly in my 43 years of life

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@bigjayoakerson

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@IAmAlexScar (3) @luisjgomez @bigjayoakerson officially throwing my hat in the ring for this mac n cheese judging. Last weekend, I judged Pizza Wars in CT for the 4th time, make no mistake doggies.
I’m your 3rd judge.

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@IAmAlexScar (2) I’m a well decorated chef, I’ve been featured in the food network & cooking channel. I promise to stay in my lane, I just really want to be part of the GaS digital community. Don’t be getting someone stupid, like duh-Rosa. Here a picture of my lobster Mac n chz

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@IAmAlexScar (1) on the zoom episode, the guys talked about a Mac n Cheese/ side dish competition is in the works. I’d very much like to be one of your judges. In the past, I have reached out to LJG showing interest in his hot pies pipedream, but he’s never responded

[Dirty_Lamberti @chefJeff203]

@PopTartsUS you guys should be ashamed of yourself…This is what the once iconic frosted strawberry #poptarts look like in 2023. When we say “we miss the 80s” it’s not so much about nostalgia, but a bygone era when manufacturers still cared about QC