Chef Champagne

Video gaming IT nerd who used to be a professional chef. ChefChampagne on everything related to games.

[Mike 🇺🇲 @VegasMike27]

Boomers bought $70k houses while making $40k a year. They are trying to convince Gen Z that 700k starter homes at 60k income is the same thing.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.

[Guild Wars Reforged @GuildWars]

It's official. #GW3 is a thing - we are developing Guild Wars 3! https://t.co/lkK1Nr3OyI

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Aaron @AaronCornielle]

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28.

Great analysis.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If Social Security thinks retirement age is 62, why are we electing 70-80 year olds to Congress and as President?

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The reason we're not into forgiving the people abandoning MAGA now is that you're not doing it because of the rampant racism, sexism, utter stupidity or any number of other unconscionable things, but because it's finally negatively affecting you personally. You learned nothing.

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

You’re not broke because you bought coffee.

You’re broke because:

Rent eats half your income
Healthcare isn’t optional
Food doubled
Wages didn’t

But sure.

Tell people to skip lattes.

[Dave @GamewithDave]

GAMING HOT TAKE: people who say gaming is “unproductive” will happily binge 5 hours of TV without thinking twice

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Want your blood to boil?

The average private sector American has 10-14 paid vacation days per year if they’re lucky.

Members of Congress have 98-105 vacation days per year paid for by private sector Americans.

Totally unacceptable.

It needs to change.

[Kwabena EPL Winner @josh_ieeee]

What baffles me about homophobia is this: gay people don’t affect your finances, your health, or your progress in any way. So going out of your way to spread hate just means you’re just a horrible person. Also, using religion doesn’t make you less horrible.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Oh, no way, you mean my dad making $29K a year as a bread truck driver yet owning a house 10 minutes outside of DC and two cars wasn't because of magic?

[Chef Champagne @chef__champagne]

What the fuck is this bozo on about

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump: “Nobody has done more for Christianity, no one has done more for religion of all types than me.”

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man in Tampa sounds exactly like Biggie Smalls, but the crazy part is he looks nothing like him 🤯🔥

[Chef Champagne @chef__champagne]

@inaheartbeatOG @CalltoActivism Jackass

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Oops.

[Leonhart @LeonhartYT]

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[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

A 90 year old Holocaust survivor confronted Trump's ICE director. What a legend.