justin

[mand @geesemandnyc]

sweep of the year

[the midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

Thinking about a solo mission to the local dive tonight

[H N K @isleptinjeans]

Turn that Bon Iver up nigga

[Jimmy “Italian Stallion” Ruscello @bigsgdubb]

I hate being a grower because if I get pantsed I gotta start cranking hog

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

How it feels to leave the Indian reservation casino up BIG

[justin @chef_lubetski]

I think what I feeling rn can be summed up into 3 things, Yearning, Religious guilt and my lack of Diet Coke

[justin @chef_lubetski]

Fr I yearn for community

[George @GeorgeUnltd]

>stupid bitch wife adopts a black child
>bitch wife divorces you
>black child has your last name legally removed
>you start drinking alcohol again after seven years sober
>you don’t watch porn because the bad acting drives you crazy
>you go to Chili’s to get blackout drunk and gamble on little league regional tournaments

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels turning 26

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

god is alive in every bottle of miller high life

[justin @chef_lubetski]

I’m in a car with 2 women and how they speak is honestly insane, they never find solutions just more problems and when they can’t resolve it or disagree they just talk about makeup they’re wearing

I feel like a soviet spy in the 50s

[justin @chef_lubetski]

How do I inform the huzz that I’ve got a new gutair and am ready to learn all of Olivia Rodrigo on it?

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

reading the unabomber manifesto in a jamaican accent

[The Perfect Pocho @ivanthecreatorr]

Pochettino was out there showing the USMNT 🇺🇸 how to set up an Uber driver profile.