Andrew Parsons

Professional chef, exhausted father, feminist, below average golfer, and all around good guy.

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

John Goble is NBA official #10 and he is single handedly keeping the @nyknicks in this game. @Pacers would be up 20+ if he called the game appropriately.

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Hey @espn, how does @PKSubban1 still have a job? I had to stop watching your intermission reports because he’s a garbage human being. #hockeyisforeveryone #firesubban

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@HopperSupport @hopper 😂

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

@hopper What is the point of offering a price freeze if, when I try to book the room, the room is no longer available? Also, do you have a customer service department? Waiting on an email response from you is an exercise in futility.

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

@RepublicService since you decided to skip our entire neighborhood’s recycling last week, I think we’re all going to leave it at the curb during the Monumental Marathon next weekend for everyone to see

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

Hey @AskLyft, why does your app say that a car can carry 4 passengers, but when the car shows up, the driver has a dog bed in his passenger seat and tells you he can’t accommodate 4? Now we’re gonna be late to trivia night!! 😡 #lies

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@pulte $chefajp

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Hey @Verizon, I’m not even a customer yet and your customer service is worse than AT&T and Comcast combined. Who can I call to get cancel an order and get a refund?!?

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

@ConorDaly22 @circlebeverage @JDRF Good luck on Sunday!! Bring home that inaugural Music City Grand Prix for @ECRIndy #MusicCity #IndyCar

[Conor Daly @ConorDaly22]

Teaming up with @circlebeverage for a giveaway!

One winner will get a case of our Pineapple Mint Kombucha collab benefiting @jdrf & a signed hero card.

To enter follow @circlebeverage and myself, like this tweet, RT & comment on this post. Winner will be picked Saturday!

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

@bdcsikos @Cubs @_acsikos @acsikos82 @WatchMarquee @WrigleyRooftops Happy Birthday, Addie!

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

@ToddYoungIN Hate to break it to you, Todd, but the US hasn’t led the world in anything in the past 40 years - unless you count mass shootings and number of incarcerated individuals

[dough boulangerie @doughboulanger1]

Apparently, our adoring fans have overwhelmed our website and online ordering is temporary down. I promise that we are working hard to correct this issue and it will be resolved ASAP. We appreciate your patience https://t.co/UKA8xjsOJE

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

Dear @DNC,
@ToddYoungIN announced his re-election campaign for 2022 today. Please find someone to beat him and send him into political obscurity where he belongs.
Sincerely,
Hoosiers who want better for our state

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@joemattjoey 😔

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HEY @GovHolcomb, THE STATE IS ON FIRE!!!
Now that I have your attention,
VACCINATE TEACHERS
VACCINATE TEACHERS
VACCINATE TEACHERS
VACCINATE TEACHERS
VACCINATE TEACHERS
VACCINATE TEACHERS
#vaccinatetheteachers

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

@mtgreenee using science to back her argument is equivalent to the KKK using the Bible to back theirs. The ignorance and hate is just astounding #EqualityAct #VoteMarjorieOut

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@meijer I appreciate the quick response and I understand that Covid related shortages are still an issue, but the Keystone store is a mess. I will drive twice as far (to 96th St or Southport Rd) for a cleaner, better stocked Meijer.

[Andrew Parsons @chefajp]

Hey @meijer, your store on North Keystone in Indianapolis has become a joke. It’s kinda sad when the spice shelves have more empty slots than spices.

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@SenatorBraun That argument was made and you lost. You could at least pretend to be an impartial juror and listen the the overwhelming facts of the case #embarrassing #GOPCowards