Helter Skeletor

pro ocean plastic

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

I hear the person who updates the score graphic on MOTD about 0.0000000000000001 seconds after the ball has crossed the line has joined the boycott, and good riddance

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

My brother has been dead for almost eight and a half years and in that time he's won as many major trophies as Tottenham. Just something to think about.

[jake @jakelawless_]

Might be a new record that, 15 seconds

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This is pure, unfiltered Barclays.

Manchester United flying going into a game at Anfield only to get absolutely pumped. Some absolute menace will have put £2 on 7-0, you can be sure of it.

[Matthew @matthew_doe]

I am a FEMALE OFFICER

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

WLTM about 6 or 7 strong bastards who fancy meeting up with me and flipping this wankers house over

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

The more I see of this guy, the more I wonder if the country really has a coast at all.

[Lewis @ljb1875_]

Lad on the right in the second photo looks like a young Matt Le Tissier

[tan long superfan @Swaglinton]

whitney houston would be proud

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

My friend (m, 44) gave me access to his entire WhatsApp chat history so that I (f, 48) could help him write a book. I published his messages in a national newspaper. AITA?

[Joe @jfgpufc]

Everyone watch this and explain to me how the fuck the charlton player is still on the pitch @efl

[Rob @bIurt99]

Is anything in these influencers life authentic? Everything has to be set up and picture perfect for insta🤣 as if he’s came back from a fight in Dubai and all he’s got is a backpack and the belt over his shoulder

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

Hahahahahaha crying at this, like in year 9 when you pass another school on the way to Alton Towers

[✞ @CFCRaf2]

It’s hard to explain to non combat sports fans…

The guy on the right would absolutely destroy the guy on the left in a 1 on 1 street fight!

[Steve Treharne @Steve_Treharne]

Genuine Q - Are there any other jobs out there paying less than £30k, where you can be ordered into work and compensated by just having the day off reallocated, which you may then struggle to take when you want?

[Richard Garland @richardtgarland]

The person who shot DCI John Caldwell pointed a gun at his son, what kind of low life points a gun at a child? This is the kind of scum we are dealing with.

[MPG @Whats_Goode_]

But when women go on hen dos with giant inflatable cocks, and cock straws, and blow up men dolls etc that’s just a laugh init. Men can’t have a laugh, it’s just inappropriate.

[Nathan Lloyd 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🌹 @nathlloyd]

@CCHQPress Weaponising this was unfair then and now. Leaving such a note saying there was no money left was a humorous tradition going back to Churchill, repeated multiple times over the decades, including by outgoing Tory Chancellor Reggie Maudling after the 1964 election and many others.