DABS

LAYIN LOW

[DABS @chefboyardab]

HORCHATA N HENNESSY

[kamau @poorteffy]

I know niggas in the hood still on ps3 and that bitch just a nba youngboy video machine to them

[DABS @chefboyardab]

@columbokah @Nothin_ButDawg There playing at lumen field not Alaska airline stadium

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

I love when they do this shit

[Naomi Lewis ♡ @naominlewis]

Everyone is saying it’s bc he tried to hit on women in the gay neighborhood, but plenty of straight ppl frequent Capitol Hill. Maybe your friend just sucks?

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

Did I fucking call it or what 😹

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

My nigga did WHAT???

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@0xadot I don’t know dude but you didn’t have to watch it.

[DABS @chefboyardab]

Promise all the woman in cap hill saw thru your homie

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.

Here is his report:

Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.

Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.

Seattle? We went 0-for-15.

Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.

At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.

I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.

Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?

[DABS @chefboyardab]

Having tried finding parking to go to a game at angle lake prior to the new stations opening I’ll welcome all the south end garages they’ll build tbh

[Greg "Rideshare Urbanist" Harbin @FifthCrichton]

Remember how they're building a giant parking garage at Kent Sounder Station for literally no reason?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[DABS @chefboyardab]

😭😭😭😭

[weed_slut_420 @weed_slut_420]

It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Why would a president … any president cripple his own country’s intelligence apparatus

This is super villain behavior

[Adam Scherer @ShipMyMoneyDFS]

The “worst person makes a great point” meme isn’t even strong enough to handle Bryce Mitchell saying smart, coherent things

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

As a dad weighing in, have kids if you want to. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to.

Children will change 100% of your life’s activities. I can’t think of any aspect of life that is not drastically changed by having kids.

It is the most consequential decision you’ll make. It is a lifelong labor of love. It’s not trivial.

“Jesus wants you to have kids.”
- Jesus didn’t even have kids

“Social security will go insolvent”
- Govt’s problem, not yours

“Your ancestors are counting on you”
- No they’re not. They’re dead.

“Bloodlines!”
- Only relevant if you are a monarch

All of these arguments are fake and dumb. Have kids if you want them, and don’t have kids if you don’t. You owe no one an explanation.

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

My first year in case management we had an elderly woman found down at the grocery store. She was somnolent then confused. Frail. Kept mentioning a name when she finally woke up — we thought it might be a dog or cat so we called animal control.

It was her disabled son who hadn’t eaten in days, alone.

Our social nets are small and they are shrinking.

But hey, cute tractor video.

[Red Operative Leninist @RedPill_Marxism]

Huawei "Chinese spyware" suddenly doesn't seem that bad in comparison

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

DOGE cut 15K USDA jobs that included monitoring of screwworms in Mexico.

They also cut funding for a project, that released sterile flies, that helped maintain a buffer between Latin American cattle and our domestic cattle.

Make sure to thank a Republican.

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING